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Scientology Price List 2011

Oliver

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so everyone between $500,000 and $12,000,000 gets the same benefits. Really? They could think of anything to give the top level that the folks at the other levels couldn't get?
 
Ladewig said:
so everyone between $500,000 and $12,000,000 gets the same benefits. Really? They could think of anything to give the top level that the folks at the other levels couldn't get?
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For all its similarities to an rpg, they seem to not understand one of the fundamental concepts. One needs to get a large bonus for attaining the absolute top level in anything, or from a mathematical standpoint, it is seldom worth it.
 
It looks like they're asking for money for Super Power rundowns and auditing, "when released." If I was crazy enough to buy superpowers, I'd still probably have enough sense to wait until it was actually available.

Or, would I?

For the experts: What's the difference between rundown and auditing? Why do the benefits consist so much of status titles, certificates, pins and rings?
 
sadhatter said:
For all its similarities to an rpg, they seem to not understand one of the fundamental concepts. One needs to get a large bonus for attaining the absolute top level in anything, or from a mathematical standpoint, it is seldom worth it.
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It's not listed, but I'm sure the gold ring offered to $12,000,000 donors allows both flight and survival in space.
 
Babbylonian said:
It's not listed, but I'm sure the gold ring offered to $12,000,000 donors allows both flight and survival in space.
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And $12M is a rip-off for it. Rather than trying to buy it from a vendor just put together a decent raid party for the Incident II instance. Run the Xenu boss battle a few times and you should get enough ring drops for anyone that doesn't have one yet.
CoS would be a much better MMO without all the n00bs.
 
You know what kills me?

Let's say i bought into this. If i were to seriously sit down and say " What would i be willing to pay for lower level superpowers?" , $500,000 seems about right.

I don't know but something about that fact spooks me out. Maybe i am about a head trauma away from becoming a scientologist.
 
sadhatter said:
You know what kills me?
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Being locked in a room without food or water?

Opps, sorry, I thought this was the Lisa McPherson thread.






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Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again.
 
I suspect that much of Scientology works of the "emperor's new clothes principle: After spending all these bucks, nobody wants to admit it didn't work.
 
:jaw-dropp This is amazing. The introduction package for OT IV and V costs a smooth $63,888 for 100 hours. That's $638.88 per hour... roughly the same hourly amount Charlie Sheen paid for all those hookers during his most recent rockstar binge. I'll be willing to bet that a $640 Scientology hour isn't as much fun as a $640 Sheen hour. :rolleyes:

Scientology doesn't make any sense to me (as if any other religions are better). it'd be like the Vatican selling books of the Bible.
Genesis: $50.00
Exodus: $100.00
Numbers: $175.00
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Revelations: $20,000.

You'd think that if Scientology was a legit religion and not simply a money-making scheme, they'd be leaving their literature for free in hotel rooms rather than charging insane amounts for "enlightenment" or whatever the hell they call it.
 
Oliver said:
So, what are the costs of "super powers" this year, honey? ...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/48146137/Scientology-Super-Power-Statuses-Pricing-Jan-2011

My first question is:

If even the 12,000,000 bucks "donation bills" doesn't make me ... at least! ... second in command in the Church of Scientology, what sum ever will? :confused:

Also: What are these "30% off" tags all about. Is the end of the church world near? :rolleyes:

More fee lists :
http://www.scribd.com/collections/2731355/Scientology-Fee-Schedules
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Will they accept an IOU? Or maybe a payment plan of $5 per millennium?
 
The True Scotsman said:
Will they accept an IOU? Or maybe a payment plan of $5 per millennium?
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Good call!! If you have to sign a billion-year contract to enter the SeaOrg, maybe they have some multiple-life payment plan to pay off all your training. :D

Like if you quit and they give you a "freeloaders bill." You could just send them an IOU to pay them off during your next (and more wealthier) lifetime. Sorted!
 
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I was just about to contribute to help the Scumologists use their "tech" to clear the planet of nasty engrams and such when I noticed in the disclaimer that any information I gave them was going to be "stored in computers". No bloody way am I so silly as to let anyone do that! :p
 
I just clicked on that and got an AVG warning of suspicious activity on my computer.
 
They have a new Spiderman Super Power, which consists of driving people up the wall.
 
Withholding this kind of thing for money seems to be in essence holding people's ability to thrive and live a fulfilling life hostage for monetary gain.

But I can see why Tom Cruise likes to do his own stunts.
 
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