Richard Masters
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The past four days I've had a sore throat with an earache. I went to the local pharmacy and asked for an OTC drug to help with the symptoms.
The pharmacist matter-of-factly recommended Cold-Eeze. Since it was right next to other cold medicines, and since it was a pharmacist, and since it had an "active ingredient" on the back label, I assumed that it was an actual medication.
I was totally wrong.
Not only did it not help at all with my symptoms, (I figured my throat would go numb) but it tasted like mildly sweetened coagulated spit.
A few days later, I notice that the label reads: "Homeopathic".
So today, after four days of misery, I went back to the pharmacy and got myself something with Benzocaine and Dextromethorphan.
On my way through the self-check out lane, the computer beeps at me and warns me that the item needs to be approved by a store clerk. That's pretty insulting if you ask me.
So the store clerk eventually makes his way to me and scans his badge.
I've only taken one tablet and I already feel better.
God damn!
The pharmacist matter-of-factly recommended Cold-Eeze. Since it was right next to other cold medicines, and since it was a pharmacist, and since it had an "active ingredient" on the back label, I assumed that it was an actual medication.
I was totally wrong.
Not only did it not help at all with my symptoms, (I figured my throat would go numb) but it tasted like mildly sweetened coagulated spit.
A few days later, I notice that the label reads: "Homeopathic".
So today, after four days of misery, I went back to the pharmacy and got myself something with Benzocaine and Dextromethorphan.
On my way through the self-check out lane, the computer beeps at me and warns me that the item needs to be approved by a store clerk. That's pretty insulting if you ask me.
So the store clerk eventually makes his way to me and scans his badge.
I've only taken one tablet and I already feel better.
God damn!