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Sasquatch on Long Island!

I hope this is some sort of test or joke.....

It is not true.

I have size 13 feet, and do not shave my legs, thus I am the legendary sasquatch, or so may have claimed.

However, I have never been to long island, or anywhere else on the East Coast.
 
Holy cr:Dp! That has got to be the fakest bigfoot I've ever seen. I've made LARP costumes that are more convincing than that ...
 
I live at the edge of the "Rural" part of Long Island, and even the woods are mostly just Pine Barrens around here.

That article is about the Staten Island Bigfoot, Where did they say they saw the Long Island one?
 
Well, to their credit, most all of the posters on the crypto website agree that it is laughably fake. And one pointed out the seem running down the model's left leg.
 
I live at the edge of the "Rural" part of Long Island, and even the woods are mostly just Pine Barrens around here.

That article is about the Staten Island Bigfoot, Where did they say they saw the Long Island one?

The local Poosepatuck ("Sellers of cancer sticks") tribe has legends of the Large Hairy Bargain Hunter, often spotted at the Tanger Mall.
 
Ah, but what if we filmed it in blurry, shaky motion on an old film camera from far away?
Oo, I know. Would it be a blurry, shaky film of a guy in a crap suit that looks a bit like the orangutan from those Clint Eastwood movies with mild Down's syndrome?Or possibly Manitoba video part deux.:D
 
Ah, but what if we filmed it in blurry, shaky motion on an old film camera from far away?

It would still be a fake.

But if you prefer blurry, shaky motion, place an order. I'm sure the hoaxers will provide you with another.

After all, why go through all the trouble to get a suit for just one hoax when folks want more?
 
Is there a chance this picture was taken near a science-fiction convention frequented by Star Wars fans?
 
After all, why go through all the trouble to get a suit for just one hoax when folks want more?
Guardedly open guy on the one shoulder nods at your sly reference, fed-up skeptic on the other calls dubious lightning-strikes-twice logic, and I look again at that ridiculous photo again and think how imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Anywho, Patty's got nicer boobs.
 
Why yes, there is more to the story....

...New York artist Cameron Gainer has recreated the 352nd frame from the Patterson Gimlin Footage to scale. This is the most detailed and accurate representation of that footage to date.....

Well, I've gotta hand it to him, he did better than the BBC did.

I wonder if he can make it move, and do something about that mask?

Hell, with a little practice, he might be as good a costumer as Patterson was (which was much, much better than anyone in Hollywood at the time.............)
 

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