sample sigs from the tv fakery petition

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PLEASE NOTE: I strongly suggest you are not sitting in front of your monitor with a mouthfull of liquid when you read what follows.

here's just the last 20 or so. Sig then comment. And no, I didn't make these up!

114.The TeletubbiesAre you co*ksuckers out of your f*cking god*amn minds? Time for Tubbie Custard!
113.Mrs. BoyTimmy? Timmy! Has anyone seen Timmy?
112.Ima KookYou know you've hit rock bottom when you have to petition to have your paper accepted on a junk science journal with basement-level standards.
111.Mike TysonDat Judy Woods is tupid!
110.Acme Tinfoil CompanyThank you for your continued support!
109.Jan Sobieski (King of Poland 1674-1696) I routed the Turks at Vienna in 1683 with a devastating cavalry charge by my legendary "winged hussars", which I can now exclusively reveal was completely fake. I had no lancers that day - they were all holograms. Fortunately the enemy was completely fooled and ran away, otherwise we'd have been in really deep *****. I sincerely believe that 9/11 was an example of similar fakery perpetrated by the evil shape shifting lizards that control this planet.
108.Jesus Ok, what type of religion is this stupid CT-Crap?
107.Timmy BoyWhere´s my mom? Did you see her?
106.The one who makes the LC-Admins look stupid
105. Noam Chompsky yes plane! Hello, hello anybody home, not you Jimmy W. Look, we all saw PLANES!!!! I'm taking names too and all you dickwads will go DOWN in infamy.

104. General Custer I think that missing Tomahawk might be stuck in the back of my head

103. Mr T. I pity you fools! I'm taking names! When this gets out there and the nation laughs it's ass off they WILL know who to laugh at!

102. Houle O. Graham CRUSH the deniers with the no plane theory!
101. Rush Limbaugh now ur gonna send me that vicodin, right?
100. George W Bush I did it!
99. The Dogephant Ate My Homework Nico Haupt is a Wanker!
98. Carol A Carlisle It's the only explanation which makes sense
97. Michael Jackson’s Evil Penis No Planes and No Pants!
96. My other brother named Dogephant Trunkitalis I go one further and say that the towers never existed and that they were holograms.
95. King Randolph of Latvina
94. Tkid Timmy!
93. Some Other Dogephant Trunkalitius OK, I signed, where do I get my free Tin Foil Hat?

92. Hunter S. Thompson This is so important that I have risen from the grave to sign it.
91. Zaphod Beeblebrox I'll sign anything!
90. Dogephant Trunkalitius Orvil and Wilber faked it too!
89. Roger 'Verbal' Kint Who is Keyser Soze?
88. Brandon Feazell You're all crazy if you think the "no-plane" theory holds any water.
87. Carol A Carlisle
86. Santa Claus If you believe in this CRAP you believe in me.
85. Tobias Dijkstra
84. pippo strano


petition is here: http://www.petitiononline.com/911tvfak/petition.html

go ahead, sign, more the merrier
 
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Signed three times. Is there any serious entry? :D
 
That petition is a joke right? They are not seriously petitioning the release of fictitious material from a fraudulent website, and a sham of a journal, are they?

That is like me petitioning the release of the black knights remains from the creators of monty python, isnt it??
 
Here are a few 'serious' posts from earlier.

10.Veronica Chapman

No AA77 at the Pentagon. We all agree on that. Even LC2 says UA93 landed in Cleveland, and AA11 & AA77 did not exist. So, where�s the contest? UA175 - was it a cartoon hiding a missile - or not? For heaven's sake! That's the only real difference of opinion. Debate it (properly)!

11.gerard Holmgren

I am prepared to defend the no planes proof in debate against any who refuse to endorse it. I have repeatedly challenged Steven Jones, who has thus far refused the challenge. I also issue an ongoing challenge to Jim Fetzer and David Ray Griffin. None of these people have ever debated me directly. Are they afraid to ?

50. jimmy walter

There is no doubt that the videos of the planes hitting are faked. Yet to be explained are how they made the holes look like perfect airplane silouettes, which is more evidence of trickery since the planes where in a rising turn and should have made a more verticle outline. as the rising tail and wings would not have been stopped as the nose should have been stopped from going into the building by the 4 floors of 900 tons of concrete and steel. The thin nose, wings, and tail of an airplane does not go into 4 floors of 900 tons of steel structure and concrete like the buildings were butter and the plane industructible.!!!!!!!!!! The propagandists for the NIST and government mislead people by saying the steel tubes on the exterior where like mosquito netting without mentioning the floors!!!!

52.Roman Halitsky

The mere fact that all 4 planes purported to have been used on 9/11 existed (according to the FAA) for months and years following 9/11 merits an honest probe into just what did hit the towers on that dark day (because we sure know what didn't).

34.Steven E. Jones

I have no objection to such a paper, as long as: 1. It confronts the evidence such as published reports and photos of plane debris, from the WTC 2 hit; 2- Confronts the radar evidence for real planes at/near WTC on 9/11; 3- Confronts evidence from the oscillatory motion of WTC2 following the 'hit by a jet', showing that it was indeed hit by a high-momentum object 4-- confronts evidence for deceleration of the plane (the amount of the deceleration can be argued -- but it is clearly NOT zero) 5 -- the paper is peer-reviewed.
 
T.A.M. said:
That petition is a joke right? They are not seriously petitioning the release of fictitious material from a fraudulent website, and a sham of a journal, are they?

That is like me petitioning the release of the black knights remains from the creators of monty python, isnt it??
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It was presented to me as a serious thing. I think it might actually be for real.
 
Some of these people are so deep into believing the shaite they spue that they will even publicly attach their names to this foolishness. I would love for someone to take this petition, and send it to the schools where some of these idiots "teach". they are in need of SERIOUS Psychiatric evaluation.

TAM
 
T.A.M. said:
Some of these people are so deep into believing the shaite they spue that they will even publicly attach their names to this foolishness. I would love for someone to take this petition, and send it to the schools where some of these idiots "teach". they are in need of SERIOUS Psychiatric evaluation.

TAM
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I'm with Mr. T, his comment was something like "I pity the fools! I'm taking names and after this gets out and the nation is laughing it's ass off I WILL tell them who to laugh at"
 
I notice General Custer in there saying there's a tomahawk in the back of his head. Someone from here stealing my material?
Shame on you.:)
 
This entry is classic:
16. Andrew Johnson:
Some pretty keen minds have looked at the evidence and perpertating the hoax would be easier using the least number of real planes - whatever that number might be. Let the evidence be presented and freely debated. It is important.
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That's funny on so many levels.
 
I saw this, but I never click on links for fear that they lock you into a casino site in Moscow (happened once on a link within a link on AFP) that sends spambots after you. I didn't know the trash-talkers had taken on signing. That much is cool! Anyone stupid enough to post such crap deserves to have their results mangled. Seeing that none of you has been spirited off to Lesotho, I signed on behalf of our favorite troll, just now.

I like the petition in and of itself. The tin-foilers are petitioning their deity for help! They are demanding a scholarly paper on their most ludicrous claims! Then they can get out on Liberty Street every Saturday and spout about how the holograms were reported in a "scholarly article".
 
I laughed even harder when "Amy Wilson" signed it. Apparantly her family plays hide the salami with Uncle Leo.

It's true! :)
 
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