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Saddam wasnt really hanged! Ooops too early for the conspiracy thread

Tmy

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Might as well get the ball rolling. Some grainy video of "Saddam" being hanged aint gonna be enough for me. Everyone knows hes gonna be kept behind the scenes as a consultant for controlling the Iraqi revolution.
 
It's never too early to get started!

I wonder if they're using hemp rope, and not that nylon, which can slip too easily. I wonder if they'll hear an extraneous "uhhh-whujmmm" sound six seconds after the initial "snap", and think that's them secretly cutting him down and taking his still living body away.
 
I bet they made him stand on one of those white plastic chairs when they hanged him.
 
Well I wonder if the free fall arguement will get trotted out for this one. Or controled demolition
 
My guess is he is Having a beer in the diner at a memphis truckstop...with Elvis.
 
Seems a lot of effort to go through to make a snuff movie.

Another human tragedy. Oh, well.
 
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You think last night was a lot of effort, ask the 186,000 gassed Kurds about how much effort Saddam put into the preparations himself! :mad:
 
He's a lizard in disguise so he obviously has a low body temperature so when declared dead will merely be sleeping.
 
Come on, people--of COURSE he was hanged! He had to be--he was about to reveal the truth behind 9/11! He and Dubya were in it together. That's why he had to go: to shut him up!
 
Saddam Hussein was not hung!

Barely the size of my pink----oh wait. Never mind.

I think Gerald Ford, James Brown, and Saddam are safe in their underground bunker, plotting revenge.
 
You've all overlooked the real Kingpin of this operation- Steve Irwin. Killed by a stingray? Bahhh! At this moment Irwin, Saddam and Dr Dolittle are in an inactive volcano training the hordes of flying monkeys that will initiate our doom!
 
Nah .... it's well known that when in power, Saddam often had doubles take his place for public appearances (the tell-tale was apparently whether or not he was wearing a pistol belt). Obviously it was one of the doubles who was caught, tried and hanged.
 
Raphael said:
You've all overlooked the real Kingpin of this operation- Steve Irwin. Killed by a stingray? Bahhh! At this moment Irwin, Saddam and Dr Dolittle are in an inactive volcano training the hordes of flying monkeys that will initiate our doom!
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I, for one, welcome our new flying monkey overlords.

(Someone had to say it. :) )

DR
 
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