Russell Grant's Checklist

[Hamish]

You know you're living in a student house in London when:

1. You hear unexplained and strange noises

2. Lights go on and off of their own accord

3. You feel or see furniture shake

4. Items are inexplicably moved around

5. You see somebody in your home who shouldn't be there, probably dressed in old-fashioned clothing

6. You feel regularly feel exhausted or "heavy" in your home

7. You feel an unexplained pressure or heaviness in your back or kidney area

8. There is a radical temperature change in one room of the house

9. There are certain times of the day which don't "feel right" in your home

10. You feel very uncomfortable in one particular room in the house

I think that works better. I particularly thought no. 5 was apt - I've had plenty of housemates with weird friends that turn up without warning. And anyone who's had a stingy landlord knows that they'll go to any lengths to avoid fixing the heating and lighting. I know I always felt uncomfortable when I was in the same room as the huge pile of dirty plates and furry tea mugs that I'd been avoiding cleaning.

So does this speak to anyone else?

 

[Charlie in Dayton]

... I know I always felt uncomfortable when I was in the same room as the huge pile of dirty plates and furry tea mugs that I'd been avoiding cleaning.

So does this speak to anyone else?

If it did speak to you, you could get a million from Randi and a guaranteed Hollywood gig as Fred the Slime Mold in UserFriendly:The Movie...