This just in, ALSO from Kerala, India, and also addressed identically to the previous applicant, Ms. McGuckin, c/o the Kerala India Post Office, General Delivery. Hmmmm...I wonder....
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Dear Mr. Randi,
The Iron rod PH key anagrams are synchronized to time itself by time herself and they contain a synchronized plan designed to prove the reality of the single bipolar intelligence that creates the whole of reality.
The ANA code is also known as the 11 code because 1 represents God and the second 1 represents mankind. The letters P & H are interchangeable in the simple code.
The rpoof is being provided by the key's links to the town of OBAN in Argyll Scotland and its predetermined ability to date specific events like the storm that hit OBAN 1-12-05 dated in the key anagrams by the word OBANS.
I date OBANS storm in this R. Kely code plan.
This Kely code pins OBAN rainstorm date.
OBANS Kelly code tip pins rainstorm date.
I help ID R Kely OBANS contains storm date.
OBANS O clearly demonstrated - PSI - I think.
OBANS clear o tip demonstrated PSI.
THINK OBANS IO clearly demonstrated PSI.
R. Kelly's phonetics - I dated a storm in OBAN.
I DATES A STORM IN OBAN AS R. KELLY PHONETICS.
The code is known as PSY or PSI because it demonstrates the mental link between its creator and humanity.
The same key dates this challenge to you by the date 1.2.05 and states very clearly that it is INTENDED as the date of the challenge in the predetermined anagrams of the key. The date of 1.2.05 is represented in the numerological alphabet by the letters A.B.ON it's an anagram of OBAN.
You may first assume that I picked the date to fit the OBAN letters but if that were the case why should the full key anagrams that date the challenge conform to that date too?
The key also predicts the arrival of an asteroid in that place and another one in BOWEN Queensland Australia. It clearly shows the words CROW and LION as coded dates are linked in some way to that event. Those words both contain the numbers 3905.
blah blah blah, etc etc etc... ..............................
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There are about 10 more pages of this. I can't type them all out here. Sorry...
Dear Mr. Kelly,
We are in receipt of your JREF Paranormal Challenge application. We reject it and ask that you send us no more printed materials. We will NOT read them. They prove absolutely NOTHING.
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the very nature of the Challenge. Please read the Challenge rules at our website (www.randi.org) if you remain confused about this. If you still have questions, please seek the answers in the accompanying Challenge FAQ.
ONLY A DEMONSTRATION WILL SUFFICE. That's the first thing you need to comrehend.
The paperwork you sent means nothing to us, and supports NONE of your claims, whatever they may be.
Your text interpretations also mean nothing to us, nor would they to any scientist. They serve only to support your delusions, and to that effect, we cannot help you in any way.
We wish you the very best in your search for the truth, while we suggest that you seek it elsewhere. We are quite certain that you will not find it if you continue on your present path.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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And that's our 307th CLOSED file.
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Dear Mr. Randi,
The Iron rod PH key anagrams are synchronized to time itself by time herself and they contain a synchronized plan designed to prove the reality of the single bipolar intelligence that creates the whole of reality.
The ANA code is also known as the 11 code because 1 represents God and the second 1 represents mankind. The letters P & H are interchangeable in the simple code.
The rpoof is being provided by the key's links to the town of OBAN in Argyll Scotland and its predetermined ability to date specific events like the storm that hit OBAN 1-12-05 dated in the key anagrams by the word OBANS.
I date OBANS storm in this R. Kely code plan.
This Kely code pins OBAN rainstorm date.
OBANS Kelly code tip pins rainstorm date.
I help ID R Kely OBANS contains storm date.
OBANS O clearly demonstrated - PSI - I think.
OBANS clear o tip demonstrated PSI.
THINK OBANS IO clearly demonstrated PSI.
R. Kelly's phonetics - I dated a storm in OBAN.
I DATES A STORM IN OBAN AS R. KELLY PHONETICS.
The code is known as PSY or PSI because it demonstrates the mental link between its creator and humanity.
The same key dates this challenge to you by the date 1.2.05 and states very clearly that it is INTENDED as the date of the challenge in the predetermined anagrams of the key. The date of 1.2.05 is represented in the numerological alphabet by the letters A.B.ON it's an anagram of OBAN.
You may first assume that I picked the date to fit the OBAN letters but if that were the case why should the full key anagrams that date the challenge conform to that date too?
The key also predicts the arrival of an asteroid in that place and another one in BOWEN Queensland Australia. It clearly shows the words CROW and LION as coded dates are linked in some way to that event. Those words both contain the numbers 3905.
blah blah blah, etc etc etc... ..............................
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There are about 10 more pages of this. I can't type them all out here. Sorry...
Dear Mr. Kelly,
We are in receipt of your JREF Paranormal Challenge application. We reject it and ask that you send us no more printed materials. We will NOT read them. They prove absolutely NOTHING.
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of the very nature of the Challenge. Please read the Challenge rules at our website (www.randi.org) if you remain confused about this. If you still have questions, please seek the answers in the accompanying Challenge FAQ.
ONLY A DEMONSTRATION WILL SUFFICE. That's the first thing you need to comrehend.
The paperwork you sent means nothing to us, and supports NONE of your claims, whatever they may be.
Your text interpretations also mean nothing to us, nor would they to any scientist. They serve only to support your delusions, and to that effect, we cannot help you in any way.
We wish you the very best in your search for the truth, while we suggest that you seek it elsewhere. We are quite certain that you will not find it if you continue on your present path.
-Kramer, JREF Paranormal Claims Dept.
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And that's our 307th CLOSED file.