Rendevous with Rama: The short version

[Ed]

Scientists discover an alien craft approaching Earth.

Donald Rumsfeld launches a preemtive thermonuclear strike destroying it outside the orbit of Jupiter.

The End

Movie Version

Donald Rumsfeld- Yahoo Serious
Missle Launch Commander- Keanu Reeves
President- Laurence Fishburn
Alien Craft- Marlon Brando

 

[CFLarsen]

Alien Craft- Marlon Brando

Marlon Brando is too big to be playing the Alien Craft.

 

[Ed]

Re: Re: Rendevous with Rama: The short version

Marlon Brando is too big to be playing the Alien Craft.

Ahhhhhh so you read my witty posts. A guilty pleasure, Claus?

 

[CFLarsen]

Re: Re: Re: Rendevous with Rama: The short version

Ahhhhhh so you read my witty posts. A guilty pleasure, Claus?

No, I just thought it would be easy to be funnier.

Guess I was right!

 

[Abdul Alhazred]

Scientists discover an alien craft approaching Earth.

Donald Rumsfeld launches a preemtive thermonuclear strike destroying it outside the orbit of Jupiter.

The End

In general I'm a Clarke fan, but Rendevous with Rama was shall we say one of his lesser efforts.

At least your version is over with quick.