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Red Heifer, End times are near?

I think to really bring on the end times the apocalyptic red heifer has to cross-breed with (one of the many) apocalyptic white buffalo. I can only surmise that this union will engender the Pink Abomination, whose mighty tentacles will rend asunder many things that were supposed to stay unrended, but what can you do? It's force majeure so don't expect your insurance to pay out, Bucko.
 
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It was revive a necro thread or start a new one. Well this nonsense has been in the news again and this time Netanyahu is at it again, not just taking over Gaza altogether bur taking over the West Bank at the same time. And guess who visited to give his blessing? Mike Johnson.

Israel SEIZES Entire West Bank & USHERS IN END TIMES With Red Heifer | Mike Johnson joins in


It's worth watching even though it's a tad long. The guy's blog has been reliable in the past. I've listened to him fairly often. Two things worth discussing: How far Israel is going right now (while we are distracted with Ukraine), and the fact Mike Johnson is involved with this 'bring on the end times' religious fantasy.
 
acbytesla said:
The world will end.
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That would be moderately more amusing if there were more dates scratched out.

My favorite was Harold Camping because he had a channel where I grew up and was sort of mesmerizing for his shear boringness. Just him on a chair with the bible answering questions people mailed in. Least charismatic preacher I've ever seen, and he predicted the end of the world at least a half dozen different times and would generally explain it because he'd done the math wrong.

The red heifer thing is also pretty funny to me. There are lots of red cows out there, how flawless does it have to be and how can you tell? This one is flawless but look at this nick on its hoof, never mind, I guess.

Then the very notion of Christians predicating the date of the end of the world, the bible literally says nobody will now the day and time. What is it, do you believe the bible or not?
 
ahhell said:
That would be moderately more amusing if there were more dates scratched out.

My favorite was Harold Camping because he had a channel where I grew up and was sort of mesmerizing for his shear boringness. Just him on a chair with the bible answering questions people mailed in. Least charismatic preacher I've ever seen, and he predicted the end of the world at least a half dozen different times and would generally explain it because he'd done the math wrong.

The red heifer thing is also pretty funny to me. There are lots of red cows out there, how flawless does it have to be and how can you tell? This one is flawless but look at this nick on its hoof, never mind, I guess.

Then the very notion of Christians predicating the date of the end of the world, the bible literally says nobody will now the day and time. What is it, do you believe the bible or not?
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True, I looked for one but not very hard.

Yeah Camping is a joke. I remember that stupid book in the 1970s. The Late Great Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey. That moronic book sold 20+ million books predicting the Apocalypse and the end of the world.

I'm always amazed at how stupid religiosity is. Even very smart people turn into morons when their religion is involved.

Here's a short list on Wikipedia of hundreds of prominent predictions of the Apocalypse over the last two thousand years.
 
No one who was alive when the end of the world was first predicted is around anymore. The same is true for all subsequent declarations, and shall also be true for any current declarations. Existence is an unbroken chain of constant ends of the world. What more could you possibly ask for?
 
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