Re-name celebrities (and keep it clean)

[American]

I hereby change Michael Moore's name to "Cheeseburger" (one word, never hyphenated).


You may place it as his middle name as needed. Otherwise, he is now known simply by one word..... like Ghandi, Madonna, Shemp, etc.

 

[Zero]

I know I'm not supposed to feed the trolls...


But, hey, I've got nothing to do for the next 20 minutes...

Could we rename Bill O'Reilly "Splotchypuss"?

 

[Skeptical Greg]

I know I'm not supposed to feed the trolls...


But, hey, I've got nothing to do for the next 20 minutes...

Could we rename Bill O'Reilly "Splotchypuss"?

And you came by this information, how?

 

[Dorian Gray]

Rename Ann Coulter 'Coultergeist'.

 

[clk]

Hey, did you guys know that 'American' is going to get married? I started a thread about it here so that people could congratulate him. The New York Daily News even ran an article about American's upcoming marriage. It can be found here:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/169838p-148291c.html
So American, where are you and Elton going to go for your honeymoon?