I rather imagine this conversation happening between Sylvia Browne and her son. I gather she is training him to "take over" after she passes on. Since she knows she is a fake (this is my opinion only, so don't sue me) she knows she won't be able to help him out with advice after she is dead.
"Son, you are going to have it so much easier than I did. You are lucky I laid all the ground work for this 'religion' I have invented! I had to do all the hard work, the start up, the writing the books (with help), going on Larry King and Montel and trying not to laugh or giggle as I made stuff up. I am leaving you this empire I have created. You will carry on after I am gone! And best of all, you won't have that AMAZING RANDI around to annoy you! That's right, no clock countdown, no Randi for the straight media to check in with, nobody to say that making money off grief is a morally bad thing. He doesn't have a son to carry on like I do. So you are going to have clear sailing. I'm sure you will be able to soon go on shows other than Larry King and Montel. Yeah, with no AMAZING RANDI around, the sky is the limit!"
Well, Sylvia, I hate to break it to you. But Randi does have children. Lots and lots of children. Many of them are younger than your son. You have your followers, that may or may not follow your son in your self professed "religion". But, as long as Rebecca, the Kittens, Luciana, and so many others I can't even begin to list them, are alive - well there WILL always be the AMAZING RANDI after both you and your son.
And I wonder how Sylvia and her heir and son feel about THIS site!
http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/
Yes, I think Randi's children are going to do an excellent job!
Thanks Mr.Randi!!!
"Son, you are going to have it so much easier than I did. You are lucky I laid all the ground work for this 'religion' I have invented! I had to do all the hard work, the start up, the writing the books (with help), going on Larry King and Montel and trying not to laugh or giggle as I made stuff up. I am leaving you this empire I have created. You will carry on after I am gone! And best of all, you won't have that AMAZING RANDI around to annoy you! That's right, no clock countdown, no Randi for the straight media to check in with, nobody to say that making money off grief is a morally bad thing. He doesn't have a son to carry on like I do. So you are going to have clear sailing. I'm sure you will be able to soon go on shows other than Larry King and Montel. Yeah, with no AMAZING RANDI around, the sky is the limit!"
Well, Sylvia, I hate to break it to you. But Randi does have children. Lots and lots of children. Many of them are younger than your son. You have your followers, that may or may not follow your son in your self professed "religion". But, as long as Rebecca, the Kittens, Luciana, and so many others I can't even begin to list them, are alive - well there WILL always be the AMAZING RANDI after both you and your son.
And I wonder how Sylvia and her heir and son feel about THIS site!
http://www.stopsylviabrowne.com/
Yes, I think Randi's children are going to do an excellent job!
Thanks Mr.Randi!!!