Quiz: Which biblical action figure are you?

First I took the test as accurately as possible, and received a score of Satan. Then I gave the answers I thought an exteremely moral person would give and received a score of Satan again. Hmm. Finally, I gave the least moral answers I could and received a score of White Jesus.
you are white jesus...you nazi.

you probably taunt those who aren't christian, deprive them of their resources, and enjoy starting wars with them. you must be an american.
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Yeah, is this a trick test? I anwered honestly and I'm "Satan" and I'm a Xian, so what's the deal? :p
 
I'm thinking that the author is either a Christian of Christianity.com proportions, or someone who really dislikes such people, and thus is parodying Christians of Christianity.com proportions. It's just so difficult telling the difference between the parody and the geniune subject in this case. ;-)
 
MLynn said:
Yeah, is this a trick test? I anwered honestly and I'm "Satan" and I'm a Xian, so what's the deal? :p
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You are apparently not a True Christian ... :D

:p
 
MLynn said:

You're funny, I like you...
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Given the hundreds of different characters in the Bible, I think the number of outcomes is far too limited.

I'm not violent enough to be King David.
I'm not prejudiced enough to be Paul.
I'm not arrogant enough to be Peter.
I'm not industrious enough to be Noah.
I'm not callous enough to be Lot.
I'm not vindictive enough to be Elisha (2 Kings 2:22-24).
I'm not high enough to be John (Revelations).

I guess that leaves Thomas and Onan.
 
Brahe said:
I'm thinking that the author is either a Christian of Christianity.com proportions, or someone who really dislikes such people, and thus is parodying Christians of Christianity.com proportions. It's just so difficult telling the difference between the parody and the geniune subject in this case. ;-)
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He's clearly an atheist, I'm Satan and the text goes "you're feared by Christians, so you must be doing something right". Not excactly words you'd expect from a Christian fanatic.
 
Yeah, I'm Satan too.

I really thought I'd be Oman. Isn't he the guy that spilled his seed on the ground?
 
Ah, you're almost certainly correct, Kero-chan.

Heh heh. However, I think if I could amend that statement to "you're feared by Christians, so you must be doing something right by the _world's_ standards" (imagine that last bit said with a sneer) we could definitely say that the poll was indeed created by a fundamentalist.
 
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That's weird. I said I like my relatives, like reading, support free speech, and like sex.

I'm Satan?
 
MLynn said:
Yeah, is this a trick test? I anwered honestly and I'm "Satan" and I'm a Xian, so what's the deal? :p
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I anwered honestly, and got deemed to be Satan.

Then I fiddled with different combinations, but kept getting to be Satan.

I didn't try every combination, but as far as I can tell, you only get to be Jesus if you're a racist.

Conclusion: A total BS test.
 
people, people. this is quizilla. it's funny. the tests aren't supposed to be serious. if you are seething because you are "Satan", according to the test, go back and see your pharmacist again.
 
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