ROFL
Thanks for that link, now that's funny stuff. Starting from the top:
FusionExcel’s Quantum Pendant is made from natural minerals
Are there any other kinds of minerals?
that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level.
... like everything except the last column in Mendeleev's periodic table is. And that last column are all gasses.
It produces scalar energy
All energy is scalar. Now if we were talking about impulse or a field, we might have had vectors or tensors, but energy is by definition scalar.
Though later they go "
For a more comprehensive understanding of scalar energy, please refer to the book “Optimum Energy for Peak Performance with Scalar Energy”, written by Dr. Siva Poobalasingam MD and Nisha Lakshmanan MA (published by FusionExcel International)." which would seem to indicate that they think scalar energy is some different kind of energy. Also that they don't really understand words like "scalar".
that helps to enhance the body’s biofield.
... what's a biofield and what units is it measured in, anyway?
The Quantum Pendant promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance.
Flow from where to where, and what counts as "positive flow." Is it better if energy flows clockwise than counter-clockwise? Or how do you measure a positive or negative flow anyway?
It helps to restore energy that has become weak in the body.
Now that's just nonsense. Too little or too much energy would at least have some meaning (you know, like when a battery goes flat), but energy becoming weak is a nonsense in scientific terms. (Since that's the terms they use for their mumbo-jumbo, I feel that it's not unreasonable to expect them to mean those words.)
Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.
Cell permeability is regulated by proteins in the cell wall, to keep very controlled chemical conditions inside the cell. They let in exactly as much as needed of what is needed, and let out whatever they don't want inside.
Increasing the cell permeability across the board would _kill_.
To get an idea, one mechanism that your immune system uses to kill bacteria is to make a very permeable hole on their membrane. IIRC 3 protein pieces assemble in a round frame on the membrane, essentially putting a hole in the cell. It's deadly.
And physiological activity of cells is a function of what is actually needed at the moment. Also see the considerations a bit later about cell metabolism.
Promotes unclumping of cells
Exactly how would cells become clumped in the first place, and exactly what does that even mean?
Circulation is part of a self-regulating feedback loop, so ideally cells get exactly as much oxygen and nutrients as they need. Things like nicotine or cholesterol can get in the way locally, but across the board increasing it is just a waste.
Enhances immune and endocrine systems
In an age where many diseases are auto-immune, and where we had a flu epidemic less than a century ago which killed precisely by an immune-system chain reaction, that's something I'd want as an option that can be turned off. Like having it in a separate pendant
Has the ability to destroy viruses and bacteria
Really? Exactly how? And if it's that broad spectrum, how does it distinguish against _good_ bacteria, like those in your gut? Or do you start s**tting your guts out like after strong antibiotics?
Enhances cellular nutrition and detoxification
Cell metabolism produces superoxide, which is deadly to the cell itself. There are enzymes which de-ionize it almost as fast as it is produced, but it's not entirely successful and a lot of aging and cell death is because of that.
And again that's one kiss-of-death that your immune system gives bacteria. It injects an overdose of that stuff, more than the bacteria's own systems can neutralize.
At any rate, faster metabolism usually means aging faster. I'd be worried about anything that promotes cell nutrition above the actually needed level.
Helps to fight cancer cells
Really? Cancerous cells are just normal cells which underwent two mutations in key points: (1) they divide out of controlls, (2) one of the two mechanisms for repairing telomeres (basically resetting the maximum division countdown) activated. But otherwise they work exactly like the normal human cells.
So how would a pendant know which cells are cancerous?
Or if it just kills anything that divides continuously, wouldn't it make your hair and nails fall out, like chemotherapy does? That's some cells continuously dividing right there.
Strengthens the body’s biofield preventing
electro-magnetic waves from affecting one’s health
It first remains to be proven that most electromagnetic waves do anything at all to one's health. Unless they mean stuff like X-Ray and UV-B (and then I'd want to know how,) but I think somehow they mean more like cell phones paranoia.
