Psycho Christians, killing their children again.

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ROCHESTER, New Hampshire (AP) -- A woman and her boyfriend are accused of plotting to sacrifice the woman's three children on a church altar.

Nicole Mancini, 29, and John Thurber, 35, were arrested at St. Mary's Church on Wednesday after workers said they heard the woman say she wanted to sacrifice the boys.

"We could tell this woman was not right," said church secretary Donna Landolfi. "She said, 'Let's go make the sacrifice."'

Mancini and Thurber were in jail Saturday on more than $25,000 bail. They were arraigned Friday on three counts each of misdemeanor child endangerment. Thurber was also charged with marijuana possession.

The children, ages 9, 7 and 2, were not harmed and were placed in state custody. Police said Thurber is the father of the youngest boy.

Police said Mancini told them that Jesus sacrificed himself for her, so she was going to sacrifice the boys to free her soul.

"Eighteen years I've been doing this and I've never come across anything like it," police Lt. Paul Callaghan said.

Mancini's attorney, Kimberly Shoen, said her client meant the children no harm.

"They were never tied to the altar, there was no blood, there were no constraints for sacrificial use," she said.

Linda Slamon, Thurber's attorney, said Mancini had been acting "irrationally" recently and Thurber accompanied her to the church to get her help.

"If anything, he was there to protect the children and protect Miss Mancini," Slamon said.

A judge ordered Mancini to undergo a mental evaluation.


.http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/13/ch...e.ap/index.html
 
I've never had a good answer from a Christian on this one:

If your child is baptized and below the age of accountability, why is it a sin to kill them?

Hear me out. They would have no sin and get a free pass to heaven. An eternity of joy. Sounds like an act of great kindness to me.

I am not, repeat NOT advocating baby murder. I'm just pointing out yet another gap in Christian morality.
 
thaiboxerken said:
Christians don't think logically, if they did, they wouldn't be christian.

But then I would have nothing to gripe about all day.

Plus they are good for a laugh now and then.
 
KingMerv00 said:
I've never had a good answer from a Christian on this one:

If your child is baptized and below the age of accountability, why is it a sin to kill them?

Hear me out. They would have no sin and get a free pass to heaven. An eternity of joy. Sounds like an act of great kindness to me.

I am not, repeat NOT advocating baby murder. I'm just pointing out yet another gap in Christian morality.
It's not a sin to kill them, it's a sin to murder them. According to the Bible, under some circumstances, you are obligated to kill them. Hey, whatever, it's all good, you're advocating the killing of children AND babies. It's cool, just don't forget to get your rape on. "Sounds like an act of great kindness to me."
 
Dibs on Dead Baby jokes!

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.
 
Psycho Christians, killing their children again
In all fairness, I think we might as well leave out the word "Christians". Insanity happens in the best regulated families, and the fact that this particular lunatic used a Christian concept to rationalize her madness hardly reflects on Christianity as such.

There is absolutely nothing in Christian doctrine that could compel a sane person to think that it is OK to murder your children.

Hans
 
MRC_Hans said:
There is absolutely nothing in Christian doctrine that could compel a sane person to think that it is OK to murder your children.

Unless God himself asks you to do so, of course. Ask Abraham :D
 
Jellby said:
Unless God himself asks you to do so, of course. Ask Abraham :D
That was a test of faith, rememeber? God intervened and stopped him once he had proven his faith.

That legend might compel a madman to prove his faith, but I said sane people.

Hans
 
MRC_Hans said:
That was a test of faith, rememeber? God intervened and stopped him once he had proven his faith.

I wonder if these psychos saw God in the policemen who stopped them once they had "proven" their faith... ;-)

That legend might compel a madman to prove his faith, but I said sane people.

Yes, of course, I agree.
 
DarkMagician said:
Dibs on Dead Baby jokes!
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How do you make a dead baby float

2 scoops of ice cream
1 dead baby
and a blender



Whats grosser than 1,000 dead babies stacked on top of each other?

1 live baby at the bottom trying to eat his way out.

[/thread derailment]
 
DarkMagician said:
Dibs on Dead Baby jokes!

[ot]
A classical one:
- What's a baby in a bathtub full of blood doing?
- Licking a razor blade
[/ot]

By the way, the thead topic was in the news here (Spain) yesterday, I guess they're trying to give us some "image" of the US people...
 
Gentlemen, I find these jokes in very poor taste. Please desist.
 
MRC_Hans said:


There is absolutely nothing in Christian doctrine that could compel a sane person to think that it is OK to murder your children.

Except for that blind faith and obeying god thing....
 
Aah, dead baby jokes! Hearing them, it's like I'm 12 again. And I see that the supposedly endless font of artistic creativity has added absolutely nothing to the genre in two decades.
 
Yay, more evidence to support evolution and natural selection. :o
 
tim said:
Gentlemen, I find these jokes in very poor taste. Please desist.

Perhaps we should have a thread about limits of humor? :)

Oh, here's my two favorite ones:

What is red and sits in a corner?
A baby with a razor.

What is green and sits in a corner?
Same baby, three weeks later.
 
I see it is pointless to resist. Oh well.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in a trash can? One live baby in 12 trash cans.
 

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