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Psychics Stole the Election!

BPSCG

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Someone has clearly forgotten to take his meds:
What wasn't expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like "Kerry doesn't have the experience we need in these troubled times." and "Give Bush a chance to make it better."

Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts!

And besides, I voted last week. No, there's no way in Hades these are my thoughts.

Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I'd like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it's such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch and see who says "I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last minute."
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Nate Whilk said:
Even funnier is this later post from him.
I've been sensing, tracking, sorting, and identifying magical energies for over 23 years now. Please give me credit for knowing what the hell I'm talking about.
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Twenty-three years is a pretty long time to be off the anti-psychotic drugs.
 
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DaChew said:
What's really weird is that I voted for Bush and I noticed yesterday that I do, in fact, weigh the same as a duck.
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Another Monty Python fan!
 
I don't think any plinking election is the problem for this person.
 
Zep said:
I don't think any plinking election is the problem for this person.
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I think the problems are much deeper, indeed.

Perhaps he, the tinfoil hat guy, and the timecube guy could all buy an island somewhere and start a new country?
 
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DaChew said:
Aren't witches usually depicted as really old women with strangely shaped noses?
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Yes...but witches have to agree to serve Satan. Barbra would insist that he serve and worship her. It's what she's used to.
 
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TragicMonkey said:
Yes...but witches have to agree to serve Satan. Barbra would insist that he serve and worship her. It's what she's used to.
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James Brolin is satan? Wow. Who knew?
 
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