Psychic Channeler on American Idol

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From CNN:

Among the filler to prolong the tension during Wednesday night's hour-and-six minute broadcast: observations from "psychic channeler" Kimberly Berg, who reassured the four finalists, "You're being supported not only by the fans but by the universe."
 
"Disco Week" AND a psychic channeler!

I hope we hear from Maurice Gibb. The world needs a good dose of jive talkin'.
 
LizardPeople said:
From CNN:

Among the filler to prolong the tension during Wednesday night's hour-and-six minute broadcast: observations from "psychic channeler" Kimberly Berg, who reassured the four finalists, "You're being supported not only by the fans but by the universe."
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Can we all agree now that this conclusively proves either one of the following statements:

1.) This psychic channeler is a fraud.

OR

2.) There is no God, as he would never allow "the universe" to support these no-talent hacks.

OR MAYBE JUST

3. ) The universe is inherently evil?
 
gee, maybe it's because Sylvia is as ugly as a hatful of *ssholes.

Kimberly is a bit of a babe in that psychic-tart sort of way.

Mind you Sylvia's website is much more professional than Kimberly's which is full of grammatical errors.
 
I'd never heard of this Kimberly person, but if I were shallow enough to desire someone simply based on looks, I'd say I could deal with having her around. RRowwrr!
 
I saw her on the show. Pathetic. Worse than pathetic. These young women have been exposed on national tv for months now and the psychic still didn't say anything specific. All vague, touchy-feely, nonsense. She also threw in some astrology at no extra charge. I was really hoping one of the contestants would roll her eyes or comment on how lame it was. Alas . . .

Bizarrely, given the surprise elimination of LaToya London, the psychic could have scored huge points if she had taken the 25% chance and predicted LaToya's departure.
 
Paul C. Anagnostopoulos said:
I think she should definitely enter the Cameron Diaz Wide Mouth Contest.

Is that shallow of me to say?

~~ Paul
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Not at all, I just think you're wrong. Julia Roberts has the widest mouth of any celebrity since at least Carol Channing.
 
Okay, okay, we'll rename it the Julia Roberts Wide Mouth Contest. I'm not entirely convinced that Julia's mouth is wider than Cameron's, but I'll trust you on this one.

~~ Paul
 
Paul C. Anagnostopoulos said:
. . . I'm not entirely convinced that Julia's mouth is wider than Cameron's . . .
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. . .

I'm a little afraid to get banned, so I'm just not going to say it.
 
1) She looks like she was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

2) This is hi-larious!

http://pub36.bravenet.com/forum/show.php?usernum=3028924519&cpv=2

I should email some of these people!

"kimberlt i want to know if my boyfriend and i are going to get married i love him so much and so does my son but is he in this for the long run should i stay or leave help me please"

Sorry, he's cheating on you. The stars are very clear on that, Oh, with a man.

"Hello Kimberly. I'm wondering if you see anything happening between my ex-boyfriend and I.Well...what should I expect in my love life and career?"

Disappointment.

"Im a freshman in highschool there are cute guys, but i've only had one boyfriend, and i'm definatly looking forward to another. I was wondering will I be getting on anytime soon? And if so, do I know him? Please give me details. Thanks!"

Men are attacted to young ladies who pith themselves. Please do so immediately.

I could do this all day.
 
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