Proof of alien spacecraft visitation website

From the home site http://www.bentsoup.com/ufo.html :

"We have had more than enough of these space aliens. If coming down to Earth and filling silos full of piss is their idea of fun then I suggest their planet needs a few moral adjustments. We at the AAA plan to send a satellite into space next year as a warning to these aliens. On board will be messages of abuse from angry farmers, such as cursing etc., drawings of angry people looking at dead cattle and a bill for the damage. Hopefully they may also find enlightenment as we will be including a few verses from the Bible and the music of the Stereo MC's.

We are also looking for people who may be willing to travel into space on a search for the aliens home planet. If so, we need people with large bladders who would be willing to piss on their crops and also one vacancy still exists for a man required to bugger cows, although my neighbor George says he is willing to take on all the cattle they have single handedly. We need a large amount of money, up to 2 billion pounds, to fund this project and also some coloured pencils so we can draw the pictures of the angry farmers. Please if you can help then email us at aaa@bentsoup.com and the fight back can begin."
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Kookie? It's about as far out-there that I've seen on the Internet!
 
This one probably isn't :eek:
This is Jaan, by council title. His presence is easily distinguished from others' by his strong telepathic effects. At three feet tall, his size and delicate manner are especially appealing to young children. Because of this, Jaan and his accompaniment are often the first to introduce alien life to affilitated human children.
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Jacko must be one of them!
 
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It is confirmed now ... I'm psychic. (See my earlier post, the quote was from her website) :o

Certain is that we'll have good conversations with her in the near future, I'm sure. ;)
 
Good evening, Everyone. Thank you, joyrex.

I followed the path of a bunch of hits to my web counter and found you guys.

I am a teacher in the ufo field. I teach about the aliens. Yes, they are real. But most of what you hear about them is not.

Everything I know and teach about the alien races, I learn from the aliens themselves. They are awesome, to say the least.

I will just look around for a while. Thank you to everyone who visited my site!
 
EarthSister said:
Good evening, Everyone. Thank you, joyrex.

I followed the path of a bunch of hits to my web counter and found you guys.

I am a teacher in the ufo field. I teach about the aliens. Yes, they are real. But most of what you hear about them is not.

Everything I know and teach about the alien races, I learn from the aliens themselves. They are awesome, to say the least.

I will just look around for a while. Thank you to everyone who visited my site!
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:jaw:

Now this is gonna be good! Better than Muscleman even.
 
EarthSister said:
Good evening, Everyone. Thank you, joyrex.

I followed the path of a bunch of hits to my web counter and found you guys.

I am a teacher in the ufo field. I teach about the aliens. Yes, they are real. But most of what you hear about them is not.

Everything I know and teach about the alien races, I learn from the aliens themselves. They are awesome, to say the least.

I will just look around for a while. Thank you to everyone who visited my site!
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Real, in the physical sense? Or are they composed of trans-dimensional energy? I can't help but wonder how they can station their ships nearby without being detected.
 
>>Real, in the physical sense? Or are they composed of trans-dimensional energy? I can't help but wonder how they can station their ships nearby without being detected.<<

Ohrryp

Yes, real in the physical sense. They are as alive and physical as we are. They are people, just different race to race. Our biologies all fit our own worlds and atmospheres we have evolved with.

Advanced races use other dimensions by technologies to travel and conceal themselves while here except for when they want us to see them. They have always been visiting Earth.
 
EarthSister said:
Good evening, Everyone. Thank you, joyrex.

I followed the path of a bunch of hits to my web counter and found you guys.

I am a teacher in the ufo field. I teach about the aliens. Yes, they are real. But most of what you hear about them is not.

Everything I know and teach about the alien races, I learn from the aliens themselves. They are awesome, to say the least.

I will just look around for a while. Thank you to everyone who visited my site!
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could you perhaps invite an alien to join this forum and post? i'm sure we would all just LOVE to talk to an alien.

p.s. we aren't interested in illegal aliens. "Right right...someone said aliens, she thought they said illegal aliens and signed up " - PFC. Hudson
 
>>could you perhaps invite an alien to join this forum and post? i'm sure we would all just LOVE to talk to an alien.<<

EdipisReks

No, they do not communicate with humans that way. If anybody tells you they do, they are at least mistaken. If anybody claims to be an alien being posting over the Internet, they are lying.
 
EarthSister said:
>>Real, in the physical sense? Or are they composed of trans-dimensional energy? I can't help but wonder how they can station their ships nearby without being detected.<<

Ohrryp

Yes, real in the physical sense. They are as alive and physical as we are. They are people, just different race to race. Our biologies all fit our own worlds and atmospheres we have evolved with.

Advanced races use other dimensions by technologies to travel and conceal themselves while here except for when they want us to see them. They have always been visiting Earth.
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Yes, yes...Sarfatti (http://www.stardrive.org/) is making some progress toward dimensional travel, but seems to be bogged down in the mathematics. One particular problem involves energy differentials. Basically, producing an effect such as concealment would require an awful lot of energy -- presuming that the systems operate according to local laws of physics.

Intriguing, that they've been visiting for so long. Have they involved themselves with governments, or are they primarily here as observers?
 
I followed the path of a bunch of hits to my web counter and found you guys.

Good, maybe we can pull you out of your delusions now. I doubt it though.

I am a teacher in the ufo field. I teach about the aliens. Yes, they are real. But most of what you hear about them is not.

Yes, there are many aliens in the USA from Mexicans to Japanese. Extra-terrestials, however, are not evident and thus not real.

Everything I know and teach about the alien races, I learn from the aliens themselves.

I highly doubt that you have communicated with extra-terrestials. Until you produce evidence of an alien to scientists and media, I will conclude that you are either delusional or a storyteller. Didn't your mom tell you that fibbing is wrong?
 
>>Yes, yes...Sarfatti is making some progress toward dimensional travel, but seems to be bogged down in the mathematics. One particular problem involves energy differentials. Basically, producing an effect such as concealment would require an awful lot of energy -- presuming that the systems operate according to local laws of physics.

Intriguing, that they've been visiting for so long. Have they involved themselves with governments, or are they primarily here as observers?<<

Ohrryp

The differentials dimension to dimension is the value of time. Advanced races use advanced methods of energies, so we can't use our own to project the actions of thiers. Human physics are too incomplete to project everything our visiting races can do also.

They are here as observers and much more. They have always interacted with individual humans, and a few of them have had some runins with some of our govts. The visiting races want to build a diplomatic relationship with our world, and have offered their assistance to some of our leading govts, but so far our govts decline. But that will change.

The alien races do not work directly with our govts, rather they treat our humanity as a whole.
 
EarthSister said:
>>Yes, yes...Sarfatti is making some progress toward dimensional travel, but seems to be bogged down in the mathematics. One particular problem involves energy differentials. Basically, producing an effect such as concealment would require an awful lot of energy -- presuming that the systems operate according to local laws of physics.

Intriguing, that they've been visiting for so long. Have they involved themselves with governments, or are they primarily here as observers?<<

Ohrryp

The differentials dimension to dimension is the value of time. Advanced races use advanced methods of energies, so we can't use our own to project the actions of thiers. Human physics are too incomplete to project everything our visiting races can do also.

They are here as observers and much more. They have always interacted with individual humans, and a few of them have had some runins with some of our govts. The visiting races want to build a diplomatic relationship with our world, and have offered their assistance to some of our leading govts, but so far our govts decline. But that will change.

The alien races do not work directly with our govts, rather they treat our humanity as a whole.
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do you perhaps have anything to give in the way of evidence to any of this? if not then, i have no choice but to quote Ellen Ripley. "Bullsh*t".
 
I suggest you visit your local shrink and tell him all about the aliens. I'm sure he would be very interested in your tales.

It's one thing to enjoy the movie "MIB", but to actually think it's true is not right.
 
thaiboxerken

I am completely honest, morally and mentally sound. I have had these experiences all my life. I take enough crap, trust me. And if I am going to be attacked and flamed, tell me right now and I will leave.
 
EarthSister said:
thaiboxerken

I am completely honest, morally and mentally sound. I have had these experiences all my life. I take enough crap, trust me. And if I am going to be attacked and flamed, tell me right now and I will leave.
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if you aren't going to produce any evidence then i suggest that you leave.
 
I am completely honest, morally and mentally sound.

No, you are either telling lies or delusional.

I have had these experiences all my life. I take enough crap, trust me. And if I am going to be attacked and flamed, tell me right now and I will leave.

Wait, you haven't heard about the million dollars you can get for simply asking one of your alien buddies to show himself to James Randi. ONE MILLION DOLLARS!! It's all yours to claim.
 
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