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On July 16, 2015, at 1857 Eastern daylight saving time, (6:57 pm), the title of #1 bestselling nonfiction book on the New York Times bestsellers list will contain a vowel. I will double down and also predict that the author's family name contains two or more letters, and that at least one of them differs from the rest.
 
2015:


1. A sequel will become the largest opening-week US grossing movie ever (non-adjusted dollars).

2. A celebrity's injury will cause California to pass a strict paparazzi law.

3. Jeb Bush will spend the entire year being coy about whether he's running for President.

4. A North Korean sub will sink under mysterious circumstances.

5. Natalie Portman will dump her loser husband, run off with me and we will raise her baby Jewish.
 
The Taliban will resume control of Afghanistan and we will be told this is somehow different from before and there is no need to bomb the crap out of them again.

President Assad of Syria, presently a baddie, will become a goodie then a baddie again. We are not supposed to notice these changes.

Somewhere in America a baby will be born and, by some extraordinary contrivance of circumstances, it will be armed and will accidentally shoot somebody. The somebody will be the president of the US. Discussion of gun control will ensue but nothing will be done.

Marijuana will be legalised in Guildford, Surrey in a pilot scheme to see whether society goes into meltdown as a result.

Goldman Sachs will finish the year owning everything, including the ground you walk on and your shoes.

A New Yorker will wish a cop Happy New Year and will be wrestled to the ground and shot.

George dubya Bush will finally admit what we knew all along about 9/11

Amanda Knox and the other guy will continue to justify the existence of this forum.
 
1 In early spring, debate over the failed Harmon Hotel project in Las Vegas will be put to rest as a 7.7 earthquake hits Las Vegas and destroys the remaining floors.


2. Los Angeles beaches will be closed because of an event too gross to describe in a list of predictions.

3 A large meteorite will strike within 624 miles of Manhattan, Kansas. Americans will respond as expected.
 
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General Francisco Franco and Sylvia Browne will still be dead.

I'll have hurled a pumpkin or three in the late summer/early fall.

Ice will continue to melt, deniers will continue to deny.

There will be no peace in the Middle East.

Earth will continue not to be the center of the universe. (Sorry, R Sungenis.)
 
The USA Politics section's signal to noise ratio will worsen dramatically.
 
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Planet X will not appear in 2015, and there will be no associated axial pole shift. IOW, Nancy Lieder will be wrong again.

I have been predicting this every year since 1995, and I have never been wrong once.
 
John Jones said:
Planet X will not appear in 2015, and there will be no associated axial pole shift. IOW, Nancy Lieder will be wrong again.

I have been predicting this every year since 1995, and I have never been wrong once.
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My prediction about Nancy is that she (and her acolytes) will continue to desperately grab at any occurrence as evidence that planet x is 'out there' and its only a matter of days before they're vindicated :)
 
  1. Teh price of coloured raffia will hit a new high in May, but speculators fail to pick the high and will look back on it as the big missed opportunity of 2015
  2. More hollywood stars will die, continuing the trend I accurately predicted in 2014
  3. Liam Neeson will appear in a movie without the word "taken" in its title
  4. everything in the Stellar Metamorphosis hypothesis will continue to be wrong
  5. rhubarb will be found to be sentient. Vegans go into meltdown. Rhubarb crumble becomes a (more) guilty pleasure
  6. Taxidermy continues to grow in popularity, leading to a worldwide shortage of taxidermists
  7. An earthquake will hit California during a major NFL game. Television networks will be torn between reporting the game and reporting the earthquake, leading to the use of many mixed metaphors and confused programming.
 
The dark clouds of war will cover the globe, as columns of smoke and fire rise from the now fallen city, once inhabited by proud men. While legions of warriors will march, thousands will flee ahead.

Vanity, Oh Vanity! This sin win rule the minds of millions of young people. Traditional values and wisdom will be forgotten, a sign of mankind's impending fall. The Whore Queen will rise, casting her message in flames, flesh and blood upon her servants, her slaves.

Signs will be seen and come from the sky, signs telling about the last chance, the last opportunity to save our souls have arrived. Blind and deaf to them most will have become, despite having eyes and ears.

Pain, sickness, disease and sadness will be unleashed; slowly they will creep across the Earth, taking thousands at their wake. Few will be those which will perceive the meaning of it all.

What was hidden will be unveiled in subtle but disturbing ways.

And... Send money for more prophecies.
 
"A storm is coming."

Gotham and some other shows love this phrase.

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Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
 
1. The following famous people will die: Clint Eastwood, Danny DeVito, Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Russia will capture a secret American drone
3. A Polish lawmaker will be revealed as a serial killer after death
4. A South American pop band will release a Youtube video that goes viral world wide
5. A Republican politician will have his garden vandalized
6. New legislation requiring police men to record their conduct will lead to a flood of hilarious internet videos
 
Someone will accuse someone else of being a nazi, or compare everyday happening to torture, slavery, or communism
 
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