Place Your Cosmic Orders Here, Folks!

[sophia8]

Free Cosmic Ordering Service

Welcome to the Free Cosmic Ordering Service form. What is the Cosmic Ordering Service? Well, have you ever wished of having a change for the better in your life? A new love, a new car, a new career, a new house, more money, your book published, record released, artwork sold... the list can go on and on. According to a new theory called the Cosmic Ordering Service, you don't have to wish, you simply place an order for the good things in life and they will be delivered by a date you specify!
Use the form below to place your order.

I think it might be a fun experiment for JREFers to actually place some Cosmic Orders - I'm talking about possibly achievable ones, not ones like world peace or the return of jesus - and see if anybody gets what they wish for!

I've wished for a car, a laptop computer, a flatscreen monitor and a medium-size lottery win (I've specified that the gadgets have to be in good working order and that the lottery win should be between £10K and £250K) - all to arrive before the 1st April this year.

 

[baron]

I asked for 10 spam emails a day.

 

[sophia8]

Maybe somebody could ask to have Sylvia Browne confessing on live TV that she's a money-grabbing liar? Just a thought.

 

[Jekyll]

I'll have a pint of Best please.

 

[sophia8]

OK folks, it's now past the April 1st deadline I set. How did my Cosmic ordering go? Did anything that I ordered actually arrive?
Well, we got the car. But that was no surprise - we were already looking for one - checking all the cars-for-sale ads several times a week, asking people to look out for a car for us etc. And it actually took several weeks longer than we expected to find the right model at the right price.
So what about the other stuff - the laptop and lottery win and so forth? For the last couple of months,I've been entering loadsa competitions to win laptops and computer hardware, and buying lottery tickets. So I certainly gave the universe a chance. But did it co-operate?
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Did it [rule8]!!!
In other words - no. Cosmic Ordering did not work for me.

 

[SusanB-M1]

Once I subscribed to a 'Competition magazine which guaranteed to refund the subscription if I did not win something up to some value or other. I had to enter five (free) competitions a month, with or without slogans. I knew there was a catch, but I thought it would pass an idle moment or two. The catch was that I got so bored that I certainly could not keep up with entering the competitions! The magazines went for paper re-cycling though.