Place Your Bets: Martha Stewart Sentence

[Tmy]

Will she go to jail? How long?? Closest without going over wins free entry into the gates of heaven apon death. Tell St Peter that Tmy said it was ok.


Im guessing she'll have to do 30 days.

 

[Rob Lister]

12 months.

I'm willing to go zero actual time but I want 12:1 odds.

They're coming out now...maybe

 

[Rob Lister]

five months, unconfirmed.

 

[Rob Lister]

five months, unconfirmed.

five months house arrest
five months prison
five months probation

unconfirmed.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Plus two years probation.

 

[Rob Lister]

Plus two years probation.

Must wear unstylish locator bracelet during house arrest.

Cruel.

Unusual.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Oh please...some beads, a little hot glue, Martha can make that locator bracelet look good.

 

[Chad Noles]

Martha's new book"Entertaining in the Home,but Not the Patio" in book stores soon!

 

[Lisa Simpson]

And her new magazine--Martha Stewart: Penitentiary Living.

 

[Chad Noles]

originally posted by Lisa Simpson:

Martha Stewart: Penitentiary Living.

For the convict doing perfect time.

"You'll want your cell to be feastive for the holidays just like mine.I have the perfect accents to soften the orange that can over-power the decor of your 8X10."

 

[Rob Lister]

And her new magazine--Martha Stewart: Penitentiary Living.

Future headlines from around the world

Paris:
Locator bracelets all the rage!

Washington:
New linen guidlines for federal prisons forthcoming.

Enquirer:
Martha's new bitch: muscular, yet demure.

 

[Tmy]

-How to turn decorative saops, into decorative shanks!
-Prison Jumpsuit Orange is this years Black!


Is 5 months house arrest that bad when you have a sprawling suburban mansion?