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Pills for Fat B@stards

Johnny Pneumatic

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Let me see how many scam diet pills I can name from TV:


Relacore
Cortislim
Thyrin-ATC
Leptoprin
Propolene

and one slips my mind, it's geared towards women. Estroven, Estrogen.....something.
 
SkepticJ said:
Let me see how many scam diet pills I can name from TV:


Relacore
Cortislim
Thyrin-ATC
Leptoprin
Propolene

and one slips my mind, it's geared towards women. Estroven, Estrogen.....something.
Bad joke overheard in Boston:
Q: What did one fat bastard say to the other fat bastard?
A: Hey! Ya fat bastard!

It's funnier if you read it w/ a heavy Boston accent.
:p
 
A friend of mine has a fat aunt who was prescribed fat-blockers by the doctor. Supposedly they work by lowering the absorption of fats.

She farted out grease.
 
jambo372 said:
A friend of mine has a fat aunt who was prescribed fat-blockers by the doctor. Supposedly they work by lowering the absorption of fats.

She farted out grease.
I suppose they called her Crisco, cuz she was fat in the can.
 
Some of their marketing is downright silly.

"If you are a casual dieter who wants to lose 5-10 lbs, Leptoprin is not for you, it is too powerful."
Wait... are they using a warning as a marketing pitch?

"Step out of the unhappy club and into the CortiSlim lifestyle of diet, excersize and feeling great" Wait... they forgot to include constantly popping ineffective or dangerous pills as part of this lifestyle.

"Diet and excercise not working for you, the problem is cortisol, a nasty stress hormone which directs fat to be deposited in your stomatch. CortiSlim blocks cortisol." I always hear this one as 'diet and exercise not working? Try screwing around with your endocrine system!'
 
maybe these people should just try eating less and get off their arses and walk
it's not too hard.
 
Soapy Sam said:
It seems a bit radical.
Quite. There are limits to the way one should behave in polite society you know.
Originally posted by vbloke
it's not too hard
There are pills for that. ;)
 
vbloke said:
maybe these people should just try eating less and get off their arses and walk
it's not too hard.
Maybe these people have limited willpower..
 
Pills for fat bastards?

I'll take two packs, thanks.

(I have a fetish for fat bastards..... ;) )
 
[Fat Bastard]
Listen here, Sonny Jim, I once ate a baby!
Baby! The other, other white meat. Baby! It's what's fer dinner![/Fat Bastard]

As a fat bastard who is actually trying to something about my weight, I find those commercials ludicrous. New skeptic pointed out how th eone for Leptoprin uses a warning as a marketing ploy, I don't find that half as funny as the fact that they also try to use the fact that they charge an obscene amount of money for it as a marketing ploy, "It's far too expensive for the casual dieter"

:rolleyes:

They also make a lot of claims that are not quite bogus enough to get them in trouble, but close, such as the one where they say that it's "so powerful it was issued a patent by the US Patent office". Conveniently forgetting that a patent only has to show novelty, not efficacy.

Personally, I think the people making the product and the ads are scum. They are trying to push a bogus product using bogus claims on desperate people. They are con-men, plain and simple. But they are con-wen who are smart enough to stay, barely, within the law. pfeh!
 
And how they say "Use with any sensible diet and exercise program."

Of course you'll lose weight, but it isn't the pill.

As an aside happy note, someone in my Advertising 1 class at college made as her project the advert for Slim Nada. "You don't loose weight with it, it just puts money in our dishonest pockets." or something like that.:clap:

I'll ask if she'll let me have a digital copy of it to show you guys.
 
I can't help but reply to say that I am a fat bastard who enjoys the fact (as long as I don't add too much to it). It gets me through crowds faster, I get made fun of less. One good brow-stare shuts people on the subway the hell up. (it helps to have a goatee and a shaved head)

Any other fat bastards out there should look up the song "You Fat Bastard" by the 2 tone Ska band Bad Manners. The lead singer weighed about 300 lbs and was beloved for his ability to not care and... well... his ability for dancing to a ska version of the Can Can in a tu tu.

I guess my only point, if there was one in the first place, is be comfortable with what you are (within reason of course). Work out, eschew fake drugs, eat well, and if it doesn't work, be happy. You're probably living healthier than the jogging nut who never eats red meat and dies of a heart attack at 35.

FAT KID PRIDE!!!!!
 
SkepticJ said:
Let me see how many scam diet pills I can name from TV:


Relacore
Cortislim
Thyrin-ATC
Leptoprin
Propolene

and one slips my mind, it's geared towards women. Estroven, Estrogen.....something.
Recently I decided to do some checking into what exactly was in these products, because I suspected that most of them are probably the same thing, and possibly even made by the same company, and also because I'm tired of seeing "Dr." Greg Cyanamun and those women who try to sound so serious while taking about belly fat and warning you that their product is for "serious" weight control, etc. It turns out I was mostly correct.

The television commercials just look and sound too similar, not to mention the names of the products.
These are the ones I looked into:
Cortislim
Relacore
Leptoprin-SD
Estrin-D
Zantrex

As it turns out, Cortislim and Relacore are mainly Magnolia bark, which is purported to be a stress-reducer, and some other herbs. So these are just herbal concoctions with little or no proven benefit for weight loss (although exacerbated stress can lead to weight gain, there is much more to weight loss than merely reducing stress).

Leptoprin (the one that costs $153), Estrin-D, and Zantrex are nothing but xanthine compounds, which are basically caffeine-like stimulants, rendering them merely a new variation on the old (and unwise) caffeine pill dieting tactic.

It's difficult to prove a common manufacturer based on the scant information given on the websites, as none of them (except Cortislim) provide mailing addresses. Most merely offer a name such as Something Laboratories, an e-mail address, and a phone number. However, Estrin-D and Zantrex, at least, appear to be made by the made company since their websites link to one another. Relacore's and Leptoprin's sites both offer some kind of "free diet support" which require signing up with one's e-mail address. The sign-up pages for these products are identical, save the names, indicating a common source behind the scenes. I suspect the marketing strategy in use here is one company making it appear that there are different competing products, some of which are being made to look as if they are designed specifically toward certain demographic groups.
 
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Psi Baba said:

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...some of which are being made to look as if they are designed specifically toward certain demographic groups.

I wonder which demographic they are trying to get to with that scary woman doing the Propolene ads. Just seeing her makes me want to avoid the product at all cost...
 
No way the Leptoprin lady is the scariest. Her continued warnings about the product, high flying promises regarding its effectiveness, and creepy mannarisms make it so that those commercials give off a "deal with the devil" vibe.

P.S. you know Leptoprin's other name is Anorex... seriously :D
 

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