Photographing the paranormal job

[Azrael 5]

Whilst browsing a photography site Im a member of:

Description: I am looking for someone to teach me how to how to correctly and safely photograph the paranormal. I have a Nikon D70s camera. If you are available and interested in photographing the paranormal, please let me know what your fees are. Please phone me XXXX

Safely!!! Ooh well thats tricky

I haven't linked it as he does list his phone number and email.

 

[Aepervius]

Advise him to make sure he photography in dusty or humid/raindrop condition, it facilitate the summoning of orb spirit. There are also other recept with light/shadiow and taking photo behind a window to generate UFO and spirits...

... Now if he want real paranormal he is SOL.

 

[Soapy Sam]

Take him to a dark & haunted castle.
Lock him in the dungeons and pinch his camera.
It's for his own good.

 

[CelticRose]

How to photograph the paranormal

 

[shandyjan]

I was going to say remember to keep camera out of focus slightly at all times. But Celtic roses will do that for you too if you forget

 

[P.J. Denyer]

He should make sure he always uses the in built flash and ideally, switch from his decent SLR to the smallest, cheapest digital compact he can. Anything with the flash less than an inch from the lens should be ideal.

 

[MRC_Hans]

And, of course, one without a proper shutter, or one that keeps the shutter open for a long time when taking pictures with flash.

Hans

 

[Moochie]

Box Brownie.


M.

 

[MattusMaximus]

This should help him...

 

[ve2vfd]

Tell him to give you his D70 and all his lenses as it's a well known fact that you need an imaginary camera to take photos of imaginary things

Pat