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pay per view john lennon

You know what John Lennon would be saying right now if he were alive?

"Help! Get me out of this box! I can't breathe in here! Help! It's all dark!"

That is, unless he was cremated in which case he'd be saying "Ow! That really hurts! Someone get me some ointment!"

The following joke was better before George died.

You know what it would take to get the Beatles back together again?
Three more bullets.

I kid! I kid!
 
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On the one hand I could believe that some people are sincere in their belief that they might be able to contact John. On the other hand, this doesn't make it any less of a scam - they're cashing in on their fallen hero - basically selling out in every sense of the word. Why don't they just set up a cash register on his grave?

Surprisingly, Yoko isn't in on this so just went up a notch in my book.

Distasteful as well as nonsensical.
 
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Here's my thought process when I heard a snippet of this on Penn's radio show:

- Seance? They still do seances?!?
- Lenin? Wow, they're really going off the beaten path. I can't imagine what we could learn from the ghost of Vladimir Lenin.
- Oh.. LENNON.

I totally lost interest after that.
 
From here:

The show will culminate as psychics, colleagues and confidantes sit at a seance table for 30 minutes surrounded by infra-red cameras that can capture any "presence" or spirit that enters the room.
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And they know this infra-red trick works how?
 
Blondin said:
And they know this infra-red trick works how?
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It's teknikal. Infra-red cameras can see things we can't. Ghosts are things we can't see, therefore infra-red cameras can see ghosts. QED (that's latin for "so there").
 
Imagine theres a seance...
Its easy if you try...
Next week on pay per view...
Fifteen dollars just to buy...

Imagine John Lennen...Turning in his grave....
 
When I saw the title of this thread, I thought Yoko had given up all pretense and put him under glass ala Lenin and was charging admission. Oh well!
 
tsg said:
It's teknikal. Infra-red cameras can see things we can't. Ghosts are things we can't see, therefore infra-red cameras can see ghosts.
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Unless the ghosts only show up in ultra-violet. Or perhaps microwaves.
 
anyone else think it'd be cooler if they tried to contact Vladmir Lenin?

I'm getting a "Socialism will yet persevere!" or mabye an "M". wait, it could be a backwards "N".
 
Give us a sign Lennon that you are here...
"Imagine there's no heaven.."
No no ...sign not sing!

Was it Lennon who was supposed to leave a white feather as a sign of afterlife contact? Or was that Houdini? Whoever it was started something!!
Anytime a white feather appears..must be spirits! Not birds..oh no...;)
 
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