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Parody of "The Secret"

The Secret apparently recommends that if you want to look thin, you can't hang around fat folks. I think hanging around folks fatter than I am is a great way for me to look thinner than anyone else.
 
Spektator said:
The Secret apparently recommends that if you want to look thin, you can't hang around fat folks. I think hanging around folks fatter than I am is a great way for me to look thinner than anyone else.
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Apparently, The Secret also says that if you think about having something, it will come to you. By that logic, no male teenager should ever have trouble getting laid.
 
Wowbagger said:
Oprah Winfrey endorses The Secret, because we all know she never had to lift a finger nor do any hard work, to earn success. Right?
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I guess she forgot that!








Oh, wait a minute, she reminds us of it from time to time so....



she should know better.
 
Wowbagger said:
Oprah Winfrey endorses The Secret, because we all know she never had to lift a finger nor do any hard work, to earn success. Right?
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From the little I've seen and read of Mrs Winfrey, she appears to be the High Priestess of the Sob Story. Most of my female American friends tend to deify her, but I find her nauseating. Fortunately, she's almost unknown in Europe.
 
Flo said:
From the little I've seen and read of Mrs Winfrey, she appears to be the High Priestess of the Sob Story. Most of my female American friends tend to deify her, but I find her nauseating. Fortunately, she's almost unknown in Europe.
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If I'm remembering correctly, wasn't it in France where Oprah wasn't allowed into a store to shop because they were closed for 15 minutes already? I remember her throwing a hissy fit and claiming discrimination on national TV.
 
The Onion said:
Capitalizing on basic human feelings such as greed can bring you vast wealth.
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Haha...I hadn't thought of that aspect of The Secret(tm) yet. But true.

Wowbagger, good link you moron.

/me trundles off to Scotland to insult William P. Wowbagges...

:D
 
Juustin said:
If I'm remembering correctly, wasn't it in France where Oprah wasn't allowed into a store to shop because they were closed for 15 minutes already? I remember her throwing a hissy fit and claiming discrimination on national TV.
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You're right. The funny part is that 99,99% of the French public, including the shop owners who were seemingly threatened with bad publicity on her show, never heard about it, and certainly couldn't care more :D
 
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