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Paranoia Strikes Deep (New Video)

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Classic Jones’ comedy.

Alex Jones gets paranoid in Washington DC and at a hotel in Chantilly, Virginia, when a fire alarm goes off just before the annual Bilderberger conference. Alex thinks the alarm was set off “on purpose” to interrupt an interview he had scheduled on the AM Coast To Coast radio talk show.

At one point during the self-induced panic at the hotel, Jones announces he is “in command”…. just like Alexander Haig at the Reagan White House.

Yes, Alex, it's all about you. :boggled:

(Note: Some music, graphics and Monty Python interjections were added to the original footage. NSFW language.)

 
Hilarious!

You think the dumbasses who watch/listen to his show will ever see through his Chicken little/boy who cried wolf act?

Naaahhhh.
 
"I'm In Command!"

:dl:

"I'm in Command!"

:dl:

Oh my sweet Jesus, I can not stop laughing.

Great Stuff as usual, Walt.
 
You'd think with the money he must make selling doomsday to cretins that he could at least afford some lozenges.
 
Good thing there wasn't a real fire.

I'm not aware of any safety manual that says: In the case of a fire turn the lights off and lock yourselves inside your room.
 
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this guy
when i see or hear him for some reason always reminds me of this cartoon
in fact for most things i see from the "truth" this just keeps popping in my head

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Copy-written material removed (Rule 4).


ETA: not really the premise of the panel
just the pic of the guy lol
 
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I am now convinced, that Alex Jones needs a Psychiatric Assessment. Holy jeezus the paranoia.

TAM:)
 
I did not watch the excerpt, but know from the description that this 'scene' is pulled from the Indie documentary titled "New World Order". It (the movie) is a pathetic look into the delusional twoofer mind from beginning to end, although the faith these nutters have in 911 conspiracy garbage can be a little unnerving (Richard Poplawski comes to mind as an example of what I mean).

None the less, the film is currently available on-demand (Comcast) and is broadcast on IFC.

Everyone should watch this.
 
He is completely out of his mind. I have never seen paranoia that bad before. And he gets all of his stupid little followers to go right along with it. It's like they think they are in the middle of some spy movie and they are deep under cover.
 
T.A.M. said:
I am now convinced, that Alex Jones needs a Psychiatric Assessment. Holy jeezus the paranoia.

TAM:)
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I couldn't agree with you more. I know we may sometimes joke about certain people needing to seek help, but in this case it is very real. He needs to see someone before he hurts himself or someone else.
 
Quad4_72 said:
I couldn't agree with you more. I know we may sometimes joke about certain people needing to seek help, but in this case it is very real. He needs to see someone before he hurts himself or someone else.
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A part of me wants to laugh at the video, but I just can't. Jones doesn't realize it, but he put his entire crew at risk by ordering them not to evacuate. Fortunately for Jones, there wasn't a fire, so no harm, no foul. However, had this been a real fire, and any of Jones' crew were injured or killed. He could be held criminally responsible for their deaths, for ordering them to stay in the room.

That's just scary...not funny.
 
Macgyver1968 said:
A part of me wants to laugh at the video, but I just can't. Jones doesn't realize it, but he put his entire crew at risk by ordering them not to evacuate. Fortunately for Jones, there wasn't a fire, so no harm, no foul. However, had this been a real fire, and any of Jones' crew were injured or killed. He could be held criminally responsible for their deaths, for ordering them to stay in the room.

That's just scary...not funny.
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You are correct. This is a great example of why this kind of paranoia can be very dangerous.
 
I'm reminded why I don't bother listing to AJ... His paranoia knows no bounds... and he lost it at the end of the clip.... completely and utterly...
 
Quad4_72 said:
He is completely out of his mind. I have never seen paranoia that bad before. And he gets all of his stupid little followers to go right along with it. It's like they think they are in the middle of some spy movie and they are deep under cover.
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From the looks of things, they even fall for the banana in the tailpipe! :cool:
 
Quad4_72 said:
He is completely out of his mind. I have never seen paranoia that bad before. And he gets all of his stupid little followers to go right along with it. It's like they think they are in the middle of some spy movie and they are deep under cover.
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One of the great gifts of all preachers is the ability to define reality for their followers.
 
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