Parade Mag & Van Praagh

an assclown of incredible proportions said:
The fire was certainly a supernatural calamity caused by a disgruntled ghost arsonist.
Click to expand...

Oh yes. Obviously, James, ol' boy.
 
I wonder how the insurance companies are going to handle claims like that...
 
It gets better. Hang on JVP has this scarily accurate gift :wide-eyed didn't he see this ghost arsonist and ward it off. Good grief he must not have been psychically open that day. :oldroll:
 
If I were an arsonist I'd sure be glad to have JVP on the scene, telling everyone a ghostie did it.

Reminds me of a story I read yesterday in a book by Henry Gordon. He says Shirley Maclaine told a story in Dancing in the Light that she was shopping in Beverly Hills and laid down her purse, only to have it suddenly vanish. He says: Maclaine's explanation? Dematerialization.

Sheesh.
 
So another word for thief could be, "Dematerializer"?
 
I am shocked! :eek:

Shocked, I say! :shocked:

Someone actually reads Parade Magazine?!! :faint:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Back
Top Bottom