Ovilus I - Digital Dowsing.

[HeyLeroy]

Save your pennies, boys and girls; the next must-have item for any ghostbuster worth his salt:

The Ovilus I.

Designed to go in the field this device is ready to asist in paranormal investigations! Able to create speech and phonetic speech from the immediate inviroment you'll quickly make this device the corner stone of your field investigations.

Featurs Include:

Speech Mode: using the enviroment to pick the words to say

Phonetic Mode: using the enviroment to create words phoneticly

Better yet, plonk down your hard-earned cash for The Puck, and

The Puck turns your pc into a paranormal power house.

A bargain at twice the price.

 

[Arthur Denton]

My dreams come true! I always wanted a paranormal powerhouse! Only I thought about a haunted nuclear reactor.

 

[Brian-M]

Your links are broken. I've re-done them for you...


The Ovilus 1
The Puck

(Yours had "http://http//" instead of "http://")

 

[Lensman]

They'd be a tad (no more than that) more believable if they could spell the words they mangle.

WTF is "comnonation" & "antenuuted"?

 

[shayes666]

Yeah, these 2 pieces of "technology" are right up there with a K-II meters and Franks Boxes, all of which are absolutely useless. Pretty much like any equipment used to find "ghosts".

 

[learner]

They'd be a tad (no more than that) more believable if they could spell the words they mangle.

WTF is "comnonation" & "antenuuted"?

Also, "inviroment" ..opposite of "environment", who knows?

 

[biomorph]

The Paranormal Puck is sold as an entertainment device only. We make no claim to the
validity of the data received by this device

Sez it all............

 

[HeyLeroy]

Your links are broken. I've re-done them for you...


The Ovilus 1
The Puck

(Yours had "http://http//" instead of "http://")

Thanks, not the first time I've done that.

 

[TMiguel]

I’m quite impressed how they haven’t yet come up whit a dowsing rod that is basically a dildo that strapped on to your head.
NSFW - graphic image

Darn it! Oh well I guess if something is stupid enough to be true, some one already did it.

Graphic images must be labeled NSFW.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Lisa Simpson

 

[Lensman]

I’m quite impressed how they haven’t yet come up whit a dowsing rod that is basically a dildo that strapped on to your head.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/36541481_cdd8478a11.jpg
Darn it! Oh well I guess if something is stupid enough to be true, some one already did it.

Just WHAT is that meant to locate?

 

[TjW]

Also, "inviroment" ..opposite of "environment", who knows?

Clearly the opposite of "outvironment".

 

[Ernie M]

I've included a page about the Ovilus on my skeptical Website because the Paranormal Research Society (PRS) used it in the Paranormal State episode called "Hell's Gate."

Here is what I wrote if you want to take a look:
http://paranormalstateillustrated.com/paranormal_state/Ovilus.html