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Other Creation Mythologies

thatguywhojuggles

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With all the noise the Christians are making about ID, Creationism, etc. I thought it would be interesting to have a look at other creation myths.

I'll start with this one:

http://www.kamat.com/kalranga/prani/animals.htm

Without any scientific aids, the Indians calculated that the animals came into existence 43,20,000 years ago. On the basis of the major events that took place on the earth, this period is divided into four eras. The Satyayuga lasted for 17,28,000 years; followed by Tretayuga which lasted for 12 96,000 years. The Dwaparayuga was, 8,64,000 years long, whereas Kaliyuga, will be for 4,33,000 years long. The Kali- yuga has commenced in the month of February 3102 B.C. and will come to end in another 4,26,924 years, followed by total destruction of our dear earth by unusual floods. It, is of great interest that the modern zoologists, by using most Sophisticated equipment have come to the conclusion that the earth has passed through four zoological eras, namely Arshean, Paleozoic, Mesozoic and Cenozoic eras.

The Indians also had the concept that any animal can be reproduced and evolved only from pre-existing animal, which is also the hypothesis on which organic evolution theory relies. According to Brihaddraoyaka Upanishad, Virdjan got bored of solitude and adopted binary division like an ameba and became two individuals, one of them acting like male and other the female. As the time passed by, these individuals assumed different animal forms such. as ants, cattle, donkey, goats and pigs. Thus, the whole world was populated by evolving one group of animals into another. However their classification of animal world was on the basis alone, as they did not believe of external forms in killing and dissecting the animals for their study.

The concept of Dashavatara of Lord Vishnu, in a way represents the organic evolution theory. In order to indicate the aquatic origin of the animals, the Lord incarnates in the form of a Mathsya, a fish. This is followed by an amphibious animal Kurma, a turtle. Third incarnation is Varaha, a boar which is completely a terrestrial animal. Narasimha represents a beast's attempt to attain a human form. In Vamana avatar, a pigmy human being is represented. In Parashurama tremendous physical strength could be recognized. In Ramachandra, one can identify perfect human qualities. Krishna is a savior of our environment. Kalki represents our own destruction of giving scant attention to our fauna and environment.

Feel free to post other creation myths.
 
http://www.trivia-library.com/a/norse-creation-story-and-myths-part-1.htm

NORSE

In the very beginning of time . . . there was no Earth as we know it now: there was only Ginnungagap, the Yawning Void. In this moved strange mists which at length drew apart leaving an even deeper Gap, with Muspelheim, the Land of Fire, to the south of it, and Nifelheim, the Land of Mists, to the north of it. . .

Deep down in Ginnungagap lay the well of Life, Hvergelmir, from which flowed rivers which the cruel breath of the north froze into grinding blocks of ice.

As the ages passed, the grinding ice piled up mysteriously above the Well of life and became Ymir, the greatest of all Giants, father of the terrible Frost Giants, and of all the Giant kin.

Ymir grew into life, and with him appeared the magic cow Audumla whose milk was his food. And very soon the ice of Ymir broke off in small pieces and each became a Rime Giant--a father of witches and warlocks, of ogres and trolls.

Audumla herself needed food, and she licked the ice about her and found in it the slat of life that welled up from Hvergelmir.

On the 1st day the she licked the ice there came forth in the evenings the hair of a man; the 2nd day she licked, and in the evening there was a man's head showing; and by the ending of the 3rd day the whole man was there.

He was the 1st of the Aesir, and his name was Buri; he was tall and strong, and very fair to see. His son was called Borr, and this Borr married the giantess Bestla, and they were the mother and father of the Aesir who planted the World Tree, Yggdrasill, and made the Earth.

Borr had 3 sons called Odin, Vili, and Ve, and of these Odin, the Allfather, was the greatest and the most noble.

They fought against Ymir the great Ice Giant, and slew him, and the icy water gushed from his wounds and drowned most of the Rime Giants, except for one who was named Bergelmir. He was wise and clever, and for this reason Odin sparred him. For Bergelmir built himself a boat with a roof, and took shelter in it with his wife and children so that they escaped being drowned in the flood.

But Odin and his brothers thrust the dead Ymir down into the void of Ginnungagap and made of his body the world we live in. Hic ice-blood became the sea and the rivers; his flesh became the dry land and his bones the mountains, while the gravel and stones were his teeth.

Odin and his children set the sea in a ring round about the earth, and the World Tree, the Ash Yggdrasill, grew up to hold it in place, to overshadow it with its mighty branches, and to support the sky which was the ice-blue skull top of Ymir . . .

When Odin had set the stars in their course and had lit the earth with the Sun and Moon, he turned back to the new world which he had made. Already the Giants and other creatures of evil were stirring against him, so he took more of the bones of Ymir and spread the mountains as a wall against Giantland, or Jotunheim. Then he turned back to the land made for men, which he called Midgard or Middle Earth, and began to make it fruitful and fair to see.

Out of Ymir's curly hair he formed the trees, from his eyebrows the grass and flowers, and he set clouds to float in the sky above and sprinkle the Earth with gentle showers.

Then for the making of Mankind, the Allfather Odin took an ash tree and an elder upon the seashore and fashioned from them Ask and Embla, the 1st Man and the 1st Woman. Odin gave them souls, and his brother Vili gave them the power of thought and feeling, while Ve gave them speech, hearing, and sight.

From these 2 came children enough to people Midgard: But sin and sorrow overtook them, for the Giants and other creatures of evil took on the shapes of men and women, and married with them, despite all that Odin could do.
 
I have to repost this story, because it's my favorite. I'll add a science angle to it, so that it fits with your thread. But, originally, I admired the way in which people only wanted dry hands and spicey soup from their God. They must have had a pleaseant life.

The story explains the creation of a blue sky, and is backed up by modern science. No really! Because science tells us that the Earth did not have oxygen in its primitive atmosphere. Therefore it did not originally have a blue sky. I think the original colour might have been green. But I'm sure I'll be corrected.

From Simon Singh's book "The Big Bang"
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp?ean=9780007162208&pwb=1&displayonly=CHP

The Krachi people of Togo in West Africa speak of another giant, the vast blue god Wulbari, more familiar to us as the sky. There was a time when he lay just above the Earth, but a woman pounding grain with a long timber kept prodding and poking him until he raised himself above the nuisance. However,Wulbari was still within reach of humans, who used his belly as a towel and snatched bits of his blue body to add spice to their soup. Gradually, Wulbari moved higher and higher until the blue sky was out of reach, where it has remained ever since.
 
Hmmmm... why not just make one up myself?

10,000,000,000,000,000 years ago, the universe was The Great Tortilla. Mighty Elvis descended upon the Tortilla, and it became the Mystic Taco Shell. He created all the animals in the universe, and they formed the bottom layer of the Mystic Taco. He created all the plants in the universe, and they became the second layer. He filled the top with magic cheeses and salsa of enlightenment, and topped it with sour cream, from which the first human beings arose. When he was done, Elvis bit the Mystic Taco, and it was good. The first two layers Taco mixed together and became the Earth, and the rest of the Taco became a fluid, and separated out to fill the void, and the liquids pushed the Earth into the exact center. Oh yeah.
 
tofu said:
43,20,000
17,28,000
8,64,000
4,33,000

Who writes numbers this way??

Indians?

I don't know but I would guess that they have a new word for one hundred thousand, whereas we have a new word at one million. If that's the case, then this style of writing numbers makes sense.
 
Oh, I left out the part where Almighty Jimmah flies around in a space ship that looks exactly like a Ford Mustang and rocks the Earth with a crunchy taco, causing all the volcanoes to go off at once.

Okay:

Once the world was created, mankind was good and pure. But then a bunch of Gay Little Elves showed up and introduced Hamburgers, Milkshakes, Spaghetti, and other non-Taco foods. The humans liked hamburgers so much they started raping and killing each other for no good reason, and that made the Gay Little Elves happy. So Jimmah borrowed his friend's spaceship and ran over everybody. It didn't help because the Elves hid in volcanoes. But Jimmah knew the Sacred Taco Recipie. He gathered all the ingredients by hand, and spent a thousand years assembling the crunchy taco. When it was finished, he bit into it, and all the volcanoes of the world erupted. The Gay Little Elves perished, and left a bunch of fake bones all over the Earth to confuse scientists. The end.
 
Clearly, the Universe was created by an invisible and undetectable Flying Spaghetti Monster. All the so-called evidence supposedly pointing towards "evolution" was intentionally planted by this noodly monster.
 
tofu said:
43,20,000
17,28,000
8,64,000
4,33,000

Who writes numbers this way??

I thought it strange too. A quick search online brought me this info:

http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/63335.html
...some countries (such as in India) digits are not even
grouped in threes as we do, because they have different traditional
names in their languages from our "thousand" and "million." They call
1,00,000 a lakh and 1,00,00,000 a crore.

So the way we write numbers is not at all standard around the world.
 
FireGarden said:
Careful, c4ts



Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster the Anti-Taco?

Some would argue that the FSM is sheer heresy, and that Spaghetti worshippers should be burned at the stake. I have a more tolerant approach to the subject. If you look closely, the two "meatballs" of the monster are of the same ground beef found inside the Almighty Taco. And the "noodly appendages" surrounding them is merely shredded lettuce and cheese. The FSM is just the Taco, viewed from a strict overhead angle, with some very liberal interpretations thown in. It is only the poor sick and confused heathens who cannot recognize it as such.
 
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

I found the chart highly informative, I wish there was a way to paste it here. However, given the depletion of pirates among us over the past 200 years, I believe it is safe to say that we are really in no position to be making claims about the feasibility of the Almighty Taco. It's my theory that rising temperatures actually eliminated the pirates, not visa-versa. This temperature also severely effects the brain's ability to even contemplate its own noodly appendages, hereby making all such discussions null and void. I stand by my mistatements.

Flick
 
The creation myth according to Apeism (my 9 year old son's religion. He's the founder and only member)--

The ape, Stewart, King of Ape Gods made a giant banana. He also made mini-versions of himself. The little apes ate the banana into a small ball. The juice became the water and the peel is the land. Some of the mini-apes made him mad by eating his banana he worked so hard on. So he turned them into less furry humans. And that's why pie is good.
 
Creation myths themselves evolve.

Stamenflicker has just turned the pirates/global warming thing on its head. And the whole taco thing has changed beyond recognition. At some point in JREF history, the taco (especially The Great Taco in The Sky -- GTITS) has acquired all sorts of God-like qualities. Originally, it was simply the snack of choice for peckish mortals on their death-bed. When did Elvis get involved?

As any Taco-Fundamentalist will tell you:

In the Beginning....
The Knightly one did utter "All will cryeth out for God when they do checketh out of the Big Hotel."

And the Mossy one did reply, "No. They shall cry out for a Taco."

One was in grave error. The other was tucking into a fine meal.




BTW,
I joined JREF just before the original recipe thread was revealed. So this must be the three year anniversary.

Happy Tacomas!
 

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