Oscar Fashions!

[Mephisto]

Well tonight is the BIG night! Actors, directors, producers and the meat of Hollywood is gathering for their masturbatory congratulations for the lackluster crap they've subjected us to for the past year. To tell you the truth, I can't understand how they'll be able to vote in good conscience considering there is nothing new in Hollywood. What would win? Crappy old TV show remakes (Dukes of Hazzard) or crappy old movie remakes (Herbie)? Hollywood has become an irrelevant, dessicated corpse that should have its head sawn off with a garden saw and be buried amidst the urban sprawl of L.A. As a matter of fact, there is only ONE THING even less important tonight than a bunch of millionaires congratulating each other: WHAT THEY'RE WEARING!

Why is this even a subject worth TV airtime? Who honestly gives a crap what the bimbos and buttholes are wearing? Who cares that their dress has been designed by Sergio Crappalini and costs $5,000,023? So what if she's using double-sided tape to keep her boobs covered (I always wondered, do male actors stuff potatos in their pants?), or whether her hair looks like it was done by two blind psych patients with a steel brush?

Personally, I think we should take advantage of the fact that so many shallow people will be together in one spot and get rid of them all. I wouldn't hurt them, but I would take advantage of their political/social activism and put them all to work in homeless shelters for the night. Let's see how much the hungry, homeless will appreciate all the Versace, Gucci and Crappalini!

 

[mgidm86]

Hollywood has become an irrelevant, dessicated corpse that should have its head sawn off with a garden saw and be buried amidst the urban sprawl of L.A.

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...Who honestly gives a crap what the bimbos and buttholes are wearing? Who cares that their dress has been designed by Sergio Crappalini and costs $5,000,023? So what if she's using double-sided tape to keep her boobs covered (I always wondered, do male actors stuff potatos in their pants?), or whether her hair looks like it was done by two blind psych patients with a steel brush?

While I agree that the Oscars and the attire of the attendees are indeed unworthy of airtime, I believe that threads on the subject are even more contemptible. However, against my better judgement, I clicked on this thread and I just had to tell you how much I enjoyed laughing aloud reading your above comments!

I think you are are being a little easy on them in paragraph 3. You know you really do want to hurt them, and so do I. At least a little...sometimes.



P.S. Some of the gals where I work use duct tape for their boobs, others glue. I kid you not. And don't ask, hehe.

 

[Pauliesonne]

If I were going to the oscars, I would wear a giant rubber condom on my head, a madonna pointy bra, a pair of Nike trainers, a t-shirt with " The prophet muhammad like's it anal " printed on the chest and a shiny glove like the one Michael jackson wears.Oh, and a thong too!

Joan Rivers would love it.

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[Charlie Monoxide]

Dang, too bad I'll be washing my hair tonight ....

Charlie (what little of it is there) Monoxide

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Whatever, dude.

 

[Mephisto]

While I agree that the Oscars and the attire of the attendees are indeed unworthy of airtime, I believe that threads on the subject are even more contemptible. However, against my better judgement, I clicked on this thread and I just had to tell you how much I enjoyed laughing aloud reading your above comments!

I think you are are being a little easy on them in paragraph 3. You know you really do want to hurt them, and so do I. At least a little...sometimes.



P.S. Some of the gals where I work use duct tape for their boobs, others glue. I kid you not. And don't ask, hehe.

Hey, I figure if you've got to be contempible, at least give everyone a laugh.

 

[Mephisto]

If I were going to the oscars, I would wear a giant rubber condom on my head, a madonna pointy bra, a pair of Nike trainers, a t-shirt with " The prophet muhammad like's it anal " printed on the chest and a shiny glove like the one Michael jackson wears.Oh, and a thong too!

Joan Rivers would love it.

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Well if you DO go, make sure to wear a red carnation so we'll recognize you on TV.

 

[Mephisto]

P.S. Some of the gals where I work use duct tape for their boobs, others glue. I kid you not. And don't ask, hehe.

Aw, c'mon. Not even in a PM?

 

[Beerina]

While I agree that the Oscars and the attire of the attendees are indeed unworthy of airtime, I believe that threads on the subject are even more contemptible.

The height of inanity may be morning radio shows that discuss the problems of low ratings in recent years, and what the Oscar show can do to improve them.

So, a ceremony created to draw interest to the movie industry and improve ticket sales has taken on a pseudo-importance all its own as a ratings (and, hence, advertisement sales) grabber?

Exactly why it was important to improve ratings (increased advertising dollars? Increased ticket sales?) was never mentioned. And why any of that was important to the radio show DJs, I'll really never know.

 

[Smart_Cookie]

If I were going to the oscars, I would wear a giant rubber condom on my head, a madonna pointy bra, a pair of Nike trainers, a t-shirt with " The prophet muhammad like's it anal " printed on the chest and a shiny glove like the one Michael jackson wears.Oh, and a thong too!

Joan Rivers would love it.

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Just be sure to tell Isaac Mizrahi to keep his filthy hands to himself!

 

[aerosolben]