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Orlando Sentinel Headlines

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At work my computer access was dogging along so I thought I'd head home were it is always faster (love that cable ISP).

I open the Orlando Sentinel and read off the headlines;

- 19 bodies recovered from seaplane crash (a bad christmas for a bunch of families)
- Teen's Web log used in DUI case (internet, bastion of truth, lies and now evidence)
- President defends domestic spying (another example of Chairman, oops President Bush's fine leadership)
- Creations say fossils back them up (no kidding, that's the headline, should be in the comic section I'd think)
- Religious parties take lead in Iraqi election (this is just what we wanted, get rid of a secular despot and replace with a bunch of fundies, not unlike our other supportive middle east friends, the Iranians)

At least in my email (newsflashs from CNN) 'Intelligent design' banned in Pennsylvania biology classes'

Charlie (the day is starting to look up) Monoxide
 
Here's a headline out of the Sentinel you'll never see.

"Downtown Freeway Project Complete!"
 

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