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Oh the irony!

Johnny Pneumatic

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I finally got a job, and it's working at an amusement park. I work at product selling booths; two of them. One sells stuff for use at the water park, the other, this stuff. What irony, an atheist selling tasteless, Christian merchandise.
 
Wow. That is awful.

You're safe from hypocricy, though; there is no conflict inherent in a tasteless atheist selling these things....
 
Bless me father, for I have tilt-a-whirled

Diogenes said:
Is this a ' Christian ' amusement park ?

I think the correct term is, "abusement park."
 
Originally posted by triadboy
Wouldn't it be High-larious if you wore something from here while you sell the other stuff?

Great site! Thanks for that link, I really loved the Jesus soap on a rope!
:D
 
SkepticJ said:
. . . the other, this stuff. What irony, an atheist selling tasteless, Christian merchandise.

Wow! Cool clothing with deep, insightful messages, NOT!

Because my whole family rides BMX, I frequently run into primarily two types of young people and it's interesting that they both seem to be at extremes politicaly and with regards to religion. Of course there are always exceptions, but many riders are stereotypically punk and listen to punk music. Some are "homey" types and listen to hard-core gangsta rap.

A new development is the punk-Christian. They are pretty normal people (at least as normal as a person who rides bikes off ledges and rails at 2:00 a.m. can be), they dress like everyone else, they look like all the other mohawks or blue spikes you'd see anywhere else, BUT they're Christian.

They'll wait until they've got a quiet moment with just you and them around to ask you, "Have you asked Jesus into your heart?" I was taken somewhat aback the first time that happened, and answered, "No, but I've asked him into my car before" (he stared at me dumbfounded, not knowing what to say or think).

Am I missing something here or do young Christians just not get the idea of "counter-culture?" Sure, I can understand NOT wanting to ride BMX while wearing pastel-blue safety gear, and who doesn't want a red two foot mohawk or a gigantic tattoo of the Virgin Mary, but COUNTER-culture means they're not buying into the Christian myth nor the Conservative B.S. I guess it's not surprising that most of the Christian "punks" are also conservative and listen to that GODawful Christian soft rock crap.

Jesus Christ! Is nothing sacred anymore?
 
"Have you asked Jesus into your heart?"

"Are you kidding? Jesus Menendez is 350 lbs of refried beans and tortillas! I've seen his Tia cook for him! We're talking whole pigs here, man! But anyway, even his homey, Moses Jimenez, the 80 lb weakling would really hurt me if he were in my heart! Since that would require disrupting my ribs, displacing heart tissue, the bleeding... Ugh."

:D
 
SkepticJ said:
I finally got a job, and it's working at an amusement park. I work at product selling booths; two of them. One sells stuff for use at the water park, the other, this stuff. What irony, an atheist selling tasteless, Christian merchandise.
Anything for a buck!
 
Diogenes said:
Is this a ' Christian ' amusement park ?


Hardly; they sell alcoholic drinks still, unless the local Fundi protest and boycott (I'm not kidding.) made them change their mind. Religious crap sells. I'm kind of tempted to become a Jerry Falwell. Not actually believe my own spew(just like he probably doesn't), but become a member of the $700,000,000 Club from the fools giving me money.

Oh well, it has fun rides, they're about making money, the people want to buy those shirts(no one is making them, beyond their religious dogma) and I get paid for an easy job(other than the heat, gotta do something about that.) Everybody is happy. It's just funny, the only more ironic person they could have selling those shirts is a Satanist.
 
triadboy said:
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

Wouldn't it be High-larious if you wore something from here while you sell the other stuff?


It would, I can't do that though because we have to wear color-coded uniforms for what department we work in. Tan shorts, shirt tucked in and work ID clipped to shirt are also part of the drill. Hey Huntsman, if you ever come by Magic Springs see if you can find me.:)
 
zaayrdragon said:
"Are you kidding? Jesus Menendez is 350 lbs of refried beans and tortillas! I've seen his Tia cook for him! We're talking whole pigs here, man! But anyway, even his homey, Moses Jimenez, the 80 lb weakling would really hurt me if he were in my heart! Since that would require disrupting my ribs, displacing heart tissue, the bleeding... Ugh."

:D

Ah, you know Chuy, huh?

You're right, he takes a size fifteen cross! I had reservations about asking him into my car, much less my heart!
;)
 
Feeling alienated from your work yet?

I suggest a clever marketing ploy: GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DEAD IF YOU DO NOT BUY THESE CLOTHES!! JUST LIKE HE STRUCK ME DEAD!! And, uh, HE BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING ONE OF THESE!!
 
c4ts said:
Feeling alienated from your work yet?

I suggest a clever marketing ploy: GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DEAD IF YOU DO NOT BUY THESE CLOTHES!! JUST LIKE HE STRUCK ME DEAD!! And, uh, HE BROUGHT ME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE I WAS WEARING ONE OF THESE!!

:D :D :D

Make sure you get a commission first!
 
As long as you raise one eyebrow just right whenever you make a sale, you're doing your job ironically, and your conscience is clean.

Is there any way you could sprinkle in among the crap some of the less obvious Landover merchandise? I particularly like the "Save Yourself For Jesus" thongs, and the "Please Jesus, Don't Send Me To Hell" T shirts, mugs and boxer shorts :D

It'd be interesting to see how they sell.
 
Although with both Landover and your shop websites open, it's actually genuinely confusing to know which is which.

You're selling these, right?

APTBWO.jpg


I was chuckling at another great Landover joke till I realised that was on the actual Christian website :(
 
I wonder if they have permission from Pepsi, 7-Eleven, Coca-Cola, and M&M/Mars to use their trademark designs? Hmmm.
 

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