Oh, noes! Black ops! Espionage squirrels!

[Elizabeth I]

That bastion of sanity, freedom and peace, Iran, has announced that the U.S. has inserted 14 squirrels in-country, outfitted with espionage equipment, as spies:

NPR: Can Squirrels Spy for People?

 

[Oliver]

That bastion of sanity, freedom and peace, Iran, has announced that the U.S. has inserted 14 squirrels in-country, outfitted with espionage equipment, as spies:

NPR: Can Squirrels Spy for People?

Iran smashes Zionist squirrel spy ring
SteveGrenard (11th July 2007)

 

[SteveGrenard]

.....discuss historical attempts to use animals in intelligence gathering and the likelihood that the U.S. or any other country could count on squirrels to retrieve any useful information.

.... they definitely can count on squirrels to gather nuts and retrieve them later, after they've been squirreled away.