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Offensive T-Shirt ideas

pmurray

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A tshirt showing God dressed in barbequeing gear basting a spit-roasted lamb, with the caption "Lamb 'o God!". Optionally, he might be slicing communion wafers off the lamb.

#2

A tshirt showing the empty tomb, with a zombie jesus coming out, and the caption "Zombie Jesus!" . Optionally, an additional caption "back from the dead, to feast on the living!"

Does anyone here have artistic talent?
 
Hrm.

A picture of Jesus with Pat Rpbertson and some of those ilk in the background, with Jesus saying "Flocks are to be Fleeced."
 
pmurray said:
A tshirt showing the empty tomb, with a zombie jesus coming out, and the caption "Zombie Jesus!" . Optionally, an additional caption "back from the dead, to feast on the living!"

Does anyone here have artistic talent?
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Hell no!
 
jjramsey said:
You do realize that there have been church burnings, often done by racists. One of them killed four girls. Do you really want to associate yourself with that kind of atrocity?
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No. It was just a joke. In very bad taste, I wasn't suggesting it for a real shirt. I'm sorry and I take it back.
 
I've always wanted to make an "I LIE FOR JESUS" T-shirt. I've had lots of bad experiences with Christian anti-evolutuionists, what can I say :(

And yes, I do art. (well, some good, some bad, mostly bad)

Actually, I've had some requests to get some runs of t-shirts with odd images on them from user at IIDB (I moderate over there) so maybe I could work up some other stuff while I'm at it.
 
pmurray said:
#1

A tshirt showing God dressed in barbequeing gear basting a spit-roasted lamb, with the caption "Lamb 'o God!". Optionally, he might be slicing communion wafers off the lamb.
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It's clear in the bible that God actually likes barbeque, so this isn't far-fetched. The slogan on his apron should be - "And the LORD smelled a sweet savour"
 
I attended a costume party where the theme was sacred and profane. I put some Necco wafers on a tray and printed out some elaborate artwork that said "Flavored communion wafers - Moms like them because they are the body of Christ, Kids like them because they taste good."
 
Front:
Jesus Saves....

Back:
.... and (insert name of favorite hockey player) scores on the rebound!
 
Marquis de Carabas said:
You do realise that this is a thread entitled "Offensive T-Shirt ideas" [emphasis mine], right?
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Yes, but there is a line, albeit a fuzzy one, between something that is offensive but funny and something that is simply too cruel. It's the difference between dressing up as a fetid corpse for Halloween and dressing up as Hitler for Halloween.
 
jjramsey said:
Yes, but there is a line, albeit a fuzzy one, between something that is offensive but funny and something that is simply too cruel. It's the difference between dressing up as a fetid corpse for Halloween and dressing up as Hitler for Halloween.
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OK, I see your point. Fetid corpse is funny anywhere. Hitler's only funny at the Anti-Defamation League dinner or the VFW meeting.
 
I once made a few home-grown "Demotivators" posters on Photoshop. One of them was titled "Optimism", the picture was of the ovens at Dachau, and the subtext was the Anne Frank quote about people being "good at heart."
 
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