Obama admits he was born on Krypton

[NotJesus]

Why have the birthers been focused on Kenya, all this time? During the campaign, at the Alfred E. Smith Memorial Dinner, Obama came clean. THIS is why there's no 'long form.'

Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor El to save the planet Earth.

Which would make Obama what ... Superman?

 

[Hawk one]

I thought it was the Alfred E. Neuman memorial dinner?

 

[mysteronyx]

BAC already confirmed this to be true.

 

[A'isha]

 

[NotJesus]

Sure, he tries to make light of it, but sometimes people do that when they desperately want to reveal a secret that is eating away at them.

 

[Tacita]

I knew it!

 

[fullflavormenthol]

Look at the way he said it. With a straight face, and we all know you can't be joking with a straight face.

 

[Sceptic-PK]

Look at the way he said it. With a straight face, and we all know you can't be joking with a straight face.

Haha, beat me to it.

 

[Hercules Rockefeller]

Well, I think it's just super.

 

[CptColumbo]

Kneel before Obama!

 

[tsig]

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Superman uses his X-ray vision to look thru womens' clothes so Obama is a peeping uncle tom.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

And here all along I thought he came from Vulcan.