O.J. is Innocent and I Can Prove It

No, no, NO!

He's supposed to gather all of the suspects together in the drawing room and slowly reveal his investigation before the police grab the murderer as he attempts to leave via the patio door.

Americans have no sense of propriety.
 
OJ Simpson is very guilty....

... of bad acting in the Naked Gun movies.

What, you meant the murder trial?
 
OJ is actually guilty of many things, not least giving me terrible acid reflux and inconvenient bowel evacuation.
 
In a new book, following 18 years of work, private investigator William Dear claims O.J. Simpson's son was the killer of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...id10|htmlws-main-bb|dl1|sec1_lnk3&pLid=148639
Actually, I've said for quite some time that I thought OJ was certainly there, and that I was skeptical that he could slice and dice both people all by himself.

Anyway, the crime remains unsolved, and this writer claims to have the murder weapon, so his duty is clear.
 
No, no, NO!

He's supposed to gather all of the suspects together in the drawing room and slowly reveal his investigation before the police grab the murderer as he attempts to leave via the patio door.

Americans have no sense of propriety.

That trope was invented by an American, Edgar Allan Poe. Take that!
 
In my circle O.J.'s son was mentioned a bunch of times as a possible, with dad playing the part of "father of the year" for protecting the kid.

It will be interesting to see how this plays out, if at all.
 
Actually, I've said for quite some time that I thought OJ was certainly there, and that I was skeptical that he could slice and dice both people all by himself.

Anyway, the crime remains unsolved, and this writer claims to have the murder weapon, so his duty is clear.

Panic tends to make untrained individuals freeze in place.

Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman weren't prepared for what happened, and their attacker was.
 
In my circle O.J.'s son was mentioned a bunch of times as a possible, with dad playing the part of "father of the year" for protecting the kid.

It will be interesting to see how this plays out, if at all.

It's nonsense, of course, but what was the son's motive?
 
Panic tends to make untrained individuals freeze in place.

Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman weren't prepared for what happened, and their attacker was.
I was referring to the fact that OJ tested almost completely free of blood, (it has been a while, but what, 2 microscopic drops inside his socks?) more than his physical condition.
 
No, no, NO!

He's supposed to gather all of the suspects together in the drawing room and slowly reveal his investigation before the police grab the murderer as he attempts to leave via the patio door.

Americans have no sense of propriety.

Nonsense. Ellery Queen always used that method.
 
It's nonsense, of course, but what was the son's motive?

Who really knows? testosterone? ego?

Kid goes off rails, kills stepmom & unlucky kid, pop gets blamed and the kid dummies up.

I've seen parents sue the cop that shot their poor johnny when johnny shot at the officer, so this isn't that far of a stretch.
 

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