Norwegian princess claims paranormal powers

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A winner RIGHT THERE.

Her name is Märtha Louise, princess of Norway, and claims she can consult angels, much like Sylvia Browne. Here are some reasons why she should win the $1 million prize:

1. She's been appearing in every newspaper here in Norway for the last couple of days. Some proof (again, sorry about the Norwegian):

"- Just as bad as the Christening of Norway 100 years ago"

"Princess with angel contact gets attention abroad"

(I have not found any English speaking articles about her yet, but I have not had the time to filter a Google search, sorry.)

2. She is a princess, the daughter of the king of Norway.

3. She doesn't look as bad as Sylvia Browne.

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Everyone can talk to a horse. Hey, some people even talk to their plants and their walls! Just don't expect a coherent reply.
 
Does that mean that I can emigrate to Norway as the prospects for employment in parapsychology have increased? I just have to completely sell out and spout woo - I can do that if there is a title and a steady pay check in it. I have a 1904 Dano-Norwegian to English Dictionary and bad Danish, and a Danish passport. Will that suffice I wonder? :)
Are Norway strict on immigration?
I have a special talent! Utter willingness to exploit psychics!

cj x
 
Has the big 90's revival started already?

The problem with those "horse whisperers" is that they destroy any hopes of having a serious discussion about communication between humans and animals. (Like Däniken destroyed the serious discussion about astroarceology.)
cj.23 said:
Does that mean that I can emigrate to Norway as the prospects for employment in parapsychology have increased? I just have to completely sell out and spout woo - I can do that if there is a title and a steady pay check in it. I have a 1904 Dano-Norwegian to English Dictionary and bad Danish, and a Danish passport. Will that suffice I wonder? :)
Are Norway strict on immigration?
I have a special talent! Utter willingness to exploit psychics!

cj x
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Uh, the nordic countries has a passport union since 1954.
 
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cj.23 said:
Does that mean that I can emigrate to Norway as the prospects for employment in parapsychology have increased? I just have to completely sell out and spout woo - I can do that if there is a title and a steady pay check in it. I have a 1904 Dano-Norwegian to English Dictionary and bad Danish, and a Danish passport. Will that suffice I wonder? :)
Are Norway strict on immigration?
I have a special talent! Utter willingness to exploit psychics!

cj x
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You're more than welcome. If you have a skill that is in demand (everyone wants to speak with angels!), immigration will be a non-issue. I'll make sure my tax money helps fund your enterprise, too. We need more small businesses!
 
I need my passport as I'm resident in the UK. Excellent! No I don't speak with Angels, I specialise in taking money off the psychics themselves, not their customers, which I believe is a much rarer talent. I like to think of myself as a highly evolved parasite!
:)

Oh well, Astarte huh, that will please the Norwegian Biblical fundamentalists. Are there any? :) A couple of thousand maybe?
cj x
 
cj.23 said:
I need my passport as I'm resident in the UK. Excellent! No I don't speak with Angels, I specialise in taking money off the psychics themselves, not their customers, which I believe is a much rarer talent. I like to think of myself as a highly evolved parasite!
:)

Oh well, Astarte huh, that will please the Norwegian Biblical fundamentalists. Are there any? :) A couple of thousand maybe?
cj x
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Well, there are a couple, but they aren't as big as they used to be.

I remember when the nuttiest cults used to travel around circus style, preaching and healing wherever they went. Once the head honcho himself tried to recruit me. I suppose that if I had been as high as he clearly was, it would have sounded appealing.

Oh, and a theology professor appeared in the paper yesterday warning us that the princess could end up inadvertently coming into contact with demons and dooming us all. There are forces in the universe not to be messed with!

The Lutheran Mission isn't too happy either. They want her to leave the state church.
 
And now she has started a school in Oslo, Astarte Education. During the three-year education the art of communicating with angels will be taught. The first course will start this August and she runs the school together with Elisabet Samnöy.

The norwegian court chooses to not comment.
 
:randi: should get his *** over here to properly debunk her claims of supernatural powers. Every day this week's newspapers here in Norway have been full of this, and it is making me embarrassed! This is just beyond silly that the media attention has been this huge here.
 
Well, I somehow thought that she was going to pull something off, like a spoon-bending or making some coins disappear from underneath a cup, but obviously she just "feiget ut", as we say in Norwegian. She became the coward I haven't seen her like before, she hasn't always been this way, you know.

Oh, and Martha's school gets slaughtered and she gets called a quack (sorry about the Norwegian)
 
Ah, you don't want to just talk to the angels, you want to meet them in person. I see!
 
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