New IF Theory pushed by "Evangelical" scientists...

There comes a point , when actual stupidity exceeds the wildest satire, when one begins to wonder what not to believe as "real".

The Onion article mentions Oral Roberts University in Tulsa.

The first time I ever saw Oral Roberts, on Sunday morning TV in a Louisiana motel in 1980, I was hooting with laughter because I supposed it was a sort of American version of "Monty Python's Flying Circus".

And then I realised your man was absolutely serious.

It was one of the more chilling epiphanies of my life.

I remember the lady who cleaned the rooms came by at that point and restored my faith in America by telling me "That man is a damn fool!"
 
Sam Kinneson's commentary on Oral Roberts:

(speaking as God)
"Where the f*** did I say 'build a water slide'?"
 

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