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New "Bigfoot" film

Obviously, it's a young female. Not quite to reproductive maturity, but close. You can tell by slouching head and the distinct gait.

edit to add: Oh yeah, and the coat color. The coat color is indicative of hormone level. (or lack there of).
 
"This figure is most likely a real sasquatch -- a survivor of the gigantopithecus line of apes."

My favorite quote of the article. Without any proof that one even exists they have classified it. It didn't look over 5 ft tall to me, it barely cleared the weeds.
 
Starthinker said:
"This figure is most likely a real sasquatch -- a survivor of the gigantopithecus line of apes."

My favorite quote of the article. Without any proof that one even exists they have classified it. It didn't look over 5 ft tall to me, it barely cleared the weeds.
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That's because it's an immature female.

Gigantopithecus........yeah, yeah..that's it.
 
cbish said:
That's because it's an immature female.

Gigantopithecus........yeah, yeah..that's it.
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You're missing the point. They are claiming the figure is 7-8 feet tall and weighs over 1000 lbs. I'm often given to wonder how they arrive at such figures. Other than the weeds it passes no point of reference nor does it ever even stand upright so getting a height is pure, pure guessing at best, yet they state it as fact. Now, I'm 6'1 and weigh about 330 lbs and I look much fatter than that creature. I recently met a man who was 6'9" and was much skinnier than I was. He claimed he weighed under 300, but didn't want to get specific. Now, if that creature was even 8 feet tall, it looked skinny enough not to come close to 1000 lbs. Maybe not even 400 lbs. How on earth did they arrive at 1000? It must have lead in it's large feet. Then, for another reference, they show a DRAWING of a 9 foot tall creature and ask you to compare the arms to the one in the video. Yeah, that is real scientific.

This is a hoax, I'm sure the guys who made this are laughing at the redicules proportions BFRO or whoever assigned their faked creature.
 
Starthinker said:
You're missing the point. They are claiming the figure is 7-8 feet tall and weighs over 1000 lbs. I'm often given to wonder how they arrive at such figures.......

This is a hoax, I'm sure the guys who made this are laughing at the redicules proportions BFRO or whoever assigned their faked creature.
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I get the point exactly, which is why I'm mocking it. I'm joking. Sonoma State is close by. I'm sure it's a bunch of Tappa Megga Kegga's running around in the weeds!
 
Further research indicates that the adolescent female sasquatch in the brief movie likes long walks on the beach, moonlight swims, and campfire singalongs. She prefers the natural look and is very satisfied with her body. Her favorite color is tangerine, her favorite movie is "Clueless," and her ambition is to bring peace to the world.
 
On a serious note:

LAL, if you're reading this, this is why it's impossible to take BFRO seriously. Some badly-shot video, and they're confident enough to declare "we are confident the Sonoma footage is not fake (i.e. not animation or a man in a costume)."

This is not a sign of a scientific organization. This is a sign of a group that will swallow anything you hand them.
 
Cool. About 8 miles from my house. Not particularly wild country. Not particularly isolated country. Maybe 5 miles from a middling city (Healdsburg) and a major freeway (101); maybe 10 miles from another town (Windsor) and 15 miles from a large city (Santa Rosa).

I'll run out there this afternoon, I think I know the trail they claim to have been on. It would be nice if they were a little more specific about where they were.
 
Metullus said:
Cool. About 8 miles from my house. Not particularly wild country. Not particularly isolated country. Maybe 5 miles from a middling city (Healdsburg) and a major freeway (101); maybe 10 miles from another town (Windsor) and 15 miles from a large city (Santa Rosa).

I'll run out there this afternoon, I think I know the trail they claim to have been on. It would be nice if they were a little more specific about where they were.
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Let me know if you see any chickens...

...err, I mean bigfoot.
 
The feathered beasties I will surely see. the other, well, one can only hope... :)
 
Where's the rest of the video? They see a bigfoot (apparently out the corner of their eye while admiring the view that's ~90° to the right?), zoom in and lose focus completely, and then... what? Turn the camera off?

:rolleyes:
 
Spektator said:
Further research indicates that the adolescent female sasquatch in the brief movie likes long walks on the beach, moonlight swims, and campfire singalongs. She prefers the natural look and is very satisfied with her body. Her favorite color is tangerine, her favorite movie is "Clueless," and her ambition is to bring peace to the world.
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You left out horse riding as one of her hobbies. Very careless!
 
Well, I went out to Skaggs Spring Road this afternoon. No Bigfeets. Did see a bobcat and beaucoup turkeys, though.

Next time I'll bring a camera so I can document the turkeys. I think they may have been gigantoturkius greatbigicus. They were not ordinary turkeys.
 
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Metullus said:
Well, I went out to Skaggs Spring Road this afternoon. No Bigfeets. Did see a bobcat and beaucoup turkeys, though.

Next time I'll bring a camera so I can document the turkeys.
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I DON'T SEE A CHICKEN IN YOUR BASKET!!!!
 
AnotherSillyAlias said:
Only if they're psychic turkeys, otherwise they wouldn't be of much interest I'm afraid.
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Ahem.

Metullus said:
... I think they may have been gigantoturkius greatbigicus. They were not ordinary turkeys.
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Well, they're no ordinary turkeys. They're the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered birds you ever set eyes on!

...

Look, those turkey's've got vicious streaks a mile wide! They're killers!

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They shake trees and everything. There are tales of flocks of the things raiding wineries and taking off with tourist wimmin. But only the good-looking ones...

Nex, you'd best not visit the Wine Country without a stout male escort.

Have I mentioned that I am both a male and stout?
 
Metullus said:
Cool. About 8 miles from my house. Not particularly wild country. Not particularly isolated country. Maybe 5 miles from a middling city (Healdsburg) and a major freeway (101); maybe 10 miles from another town (Windsor) and 15 miles from a large city (Santa Rosa).

I'll run out there this afternoon, I think I know the trail they claim to have been on. It would be nice if they were a little more specific about where they were.
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There is a long discussion about this over at BFF..
http://www.bigfootforums.com/index.php?showtopic=13453&st=0

Lots of info with maps and maybe GPS info..

This pic should provide a pretty good reference point..

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Oh, and for those that don't know..

The owner of BFRO leads paid Bigfoot search expeditions..

There seem to be convenient, reported sightings and other evidence in the areas where the expeditions will take place, weeks/months before they are scheduled..

There is also a rumor about this leader being caught with a monkey suit in the trunk of his car.. It seems there was a hurried explanation about it being for educational purposes
 
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