Negative EM-signals

[to.by]

This ought to be in the humour forum, but because of the first part I post it here. Enjoy or be disgusted (take your pick)

http://www.newscientist.com/backpage.ns?id=mg19025522.700

 

[Meffy]

A little of each, thank you.

The bit about sesquipedalianism was quasicromulent too.