Beanbag
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Need some help in identifying a short story I read many years ago. It was in some bound Sci-Fi anthology.
The storyline's simple (and humorous). A young boy in a family of witches spends all his time studying accounting. Dad and mom are worried, his teachers report that he's failing even the simpler spells. Dad tries reasoning with the kid, but he keeps adding up columns of figures and playing with an abacus. Dad brings in the spirit of his deceased father, who tries scaring the kid with various manifestations. When asked why he wasn't scared, the kid replies "It's just Grandad."
Left with no other choice, Dad summons the demon of children to punish the kid. The kid opens an accounting text and summons forth another mythological entity in the form of a wizened accountant, who dispatches the demon back to the netherworld. The accountant informs the stunned parents that the kid is his minion and learning to ensnare souls through numbers and accounting. The accountant disappears back into the netherworld after telling the kid what the next lesson would cover. Dad turns to Mom and makes some comment that if the kid really wanted to be an accountant that badly, then who was he to stand in his way?
I need the title and author, plus whatever anthology or book it appeared in.
Regards;
Beanbag
The storyline's simple (and humorous). A young boy in a family of witches spends all his time studying accounting. Dad and mom are worried, his teachers report that he's failing even the simpler spells. Dad tries reasoning with the kid, but he keeps adding up columns of figures and playing with an abacus. Dad brings in the spirit of his deceased father, who tries scaring the kid with various manifestations. When asked why he wasn't scared, the kid replies "It's just Grandad."
Left with no other choice, Dad summons the demon of children to punish the kid. The kid opens an accounting text and summons forth another mythological entity in the form of a wizened accountant, who dispatches the demon back to the netherworld. The accountant informs the stunned parents that the kid is his minion and learning to ensnare souls through numbers and accounting. The accountant disappears back into the netherworld after telling the kid what the next lesson would cover. Dad turns to Mom and makes some comment that if the kid really wanted to be an accountant that badly, then who was he to stand in his way?
I need the title and author, plus whatever anthology or book it appeared in.
Regards;
Beanbag