My cooker Grill is Paranormal

[Prester John]

It just burned my Fish in 5 minutes and then took 30 minutes to cook the chips. Damned paranormal if you ask me.

 

[Rolfe]

It wouldn't be anything as simple as the fish being fresh and the chips frozen, by any remote chance?

Rolfe.

 

[!Xx+-Rational-+xX!]

Talk to it and tell it that by being paranormal it's being irrational and it will stop! They always do...!

 

[Craig]

It wouldn't be anything as simple as the fish being fresh and the chips frozen, by any remote chance?

"A fool sayeth in his heart the fish is fresh whilst the chips are frozen." - Craig 22:59

So there!

Edited to fix a wee bit of punctuation...

 

[Yahweh]

It just burned my Fish in 5 minutes and then took 30 minutes to cook the chips. Damned paranormal if you ask me.

*Places hand on grill*

Satan be gone! I command you to die thy serpeant of the DEVIL!

GAHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Prester John]

Just gonna wait for James Randi to come to tea and bag me a cool million.