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Muslim Barbie

Tony

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,99448,00.html ..full article


LIVONIA, Mich. — At first glance, this new girl on the block doesn't give Barbie much of a run for her money. After all, Barbie is everything Razanne is not — curvaceous, flashy and loaded with sex appeal.

But that's exactly why many Muslim Americans prefer Razanne (search), with her long-sleeved dresses, head scarf and, by her creator Ammar Saadeh's own admission, a not-so-buxom bustline.
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I wonder if she comes complete with vaginal mutilation.
 
Probably. Also, if you find that another child has been playing with your doll, you can set her on fire.
 
Is that the one where Turbo Al-Salaam breaks it down five times a day in the fresh fly way?
 
c0rbin said:
Is that the one where Turbo Al-Salaam breaks it down five times a day in the fresh fly way?
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No, its the one where B-Boy Akmed teaches how to bust an ill-windmill, muslim style.

You're thinking of lesson 2. :D
 
c0rbin said:
I know what I'm getting Tony for Christmas (or Ramadan)...

Day with Razanne Coloring Book
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I want one too! I've just got to hear that "Muslim Scout's Oath".

Also from the article:

Her aspirations are those of a modern Muslim woman. On the drawing board for future dolls are Dr. Razanne and possibly even Astronaut Razanne. There's also Muslim Girl Scout Razanne, complete with a cassette recording of the Muslim Scout's oath.
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Why buy a "Muslim Barbie" when you can just as easily make one:

Saw off the end of a broom handle and throw a piece of black cloth over it. Poke out two eye holes, fasten with a rubber-band, and you're done.
 
Ya beat me to it! I was just going to say that.

Yup, Islam is COOL now! We can oppress our women, and then tell them they are too dumb to know it anyway.

Here, play with your broomhandle and black rag over the top. Have fun, oppressed kiddie.

Sick religion -----> sick people-----> suicide bombers.

I truely feel bad for the disillusioned girl though. Her town is about 10 minutes away from where I live (West Bloomfield, MI).
 
shuize said:
Why buy a "Muslim Barbie" when you can just as easily make one:

Saw off the end of a broom handle and throw a piece of black cloth over it. Poke out two eye holes, fasten with a rubber-band, and you're done.
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I forgot to mention:

The advantage with this version is that if your worthless daughter doesn't like it, you can beat her with it.
 
is muslim ken equipped with "stone-throwing" action?

i'm kidding, i'm kidding. islam is a beautiful religion of peace!!!
 
No, its the one where B-Boy Akmed teaches how to bust an ill-windmill, muslim style.
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Ah!

Now I understand the little hats with the flat tops.

Keep it real, Habil.
 
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