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More nonsense from Pat Robertson

I bet Kurious Kathy buys a box full of his yummy drink. Say, he must be reliable...god talks to him...remember he told him about how gays and feminists caused Hurricane Katrina and 9-11? Why would anyone doubt his claims?!?
 
delphi_ote said:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060527...0OAJMWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3b2NibDltBHNlYwM3MTY-

Riiiiight. :rolleyes: Think he's planning on joining these guys?
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Edward G. Robinson as Dathan: "Mnyeah, Moses, where's your cinder block now?"

...Later that same Bible...

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The CBN Web site attributes Robertson's energy in part to "his age-defying protein shake." The site offers a recipe for the shake, which contains ingredients such as soy protein isolate, whey protein isolate, flaxseed oil and apple cider vinegar.
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Huh. I'd read about Robertson's recipes and nutrition stuff here, but I didn't know he was still into that.
 
From that article...
Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine.com called the 2,000-pound assertion impossible in a column this week, writing that the leg-press record for football players at Florida State University is 665 pounds less.
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Maybe Pat's bible is missing the commandment "Thou shall not lie."

Steve S.
 
Hey, faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains, remember.

Maybe that's what he'll be bench pressing next. Personally, I'll be happy to put the mountain in place for him.
 
That reminds me of a list I saw once of the many accomplishments of Kim-Jong Il. I can't find it online, but it included something like eleven holes-in-one in a single round and other utter impossible accomplishments. It's not a good thing when you remind people of old KJI.
 
And of course there's the dreaded Chuch Norris list.

If Kim Jong Il had fought Chuck Norris, would the universe have been extinguished by the terrible collision? Or would they have cancelled out, letting us all breathe a little easier?
 
I predict that, considering Robertson's claim, Kim Jong will shortly announce leg pressing 2,0001 pounds.

From the The Herald (Glasgow), August 3rd, 2005-

"According to the North Korean website article published yesterday which featured his aces, he also pilots jet fighters, writes operas, and produces films in his spare time.

The extravagant claims also stretched to the fact that he can easily memorise hundreds of lines of computer codes.

The article said Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his state.

Once, when the North Korean leader visited a cemetery, it added, he glanced at tombs and could later remember the achievements and characteristics of scores of dead people"
 
senorpogo said:
I predict that, considering Robertson's claim, Kim Jong will shortly announce leg pressing 2,0001 pounds.

From the The Herald (Glasgow), August 3rd, 2005-

"According to the North Korean website article published yesterday which featured his aces, he also pilots jet fighters, writes operas, and produces films in his spare time.

The extravagant claims also stretched to the fact that he can easily memorise hundreds of lines of computer codes.

The article said Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his state.

Once, when the North Korean leader visited a cemetery, it added, he glanced at tombs and could later remember the achievements and characteristics of scores of dead people"
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Reminds me of a Living Colour song...
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your T.V.
I'm the Cult of Personality
I exploit you still you love me
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Leg press 2,000 pounds? Wow, Muscleman could only bench press 300!
 
c4ts said:
Leg press 2,000 pounds? Wow, Muscleman could only bench press 300!
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But was Jesus lifting with him? And was he drinking the Miracle Shake (tm) order now for just 12 easy payments of 19.95 and if you act now we'll throw in this amazing two in one latte machine and cell phone charger?
 
senorpogo said:
That reminds me of a list I saw once of the many accomplishments of Kim-Jong Il. I can't find it online, but it included something like eleven holes-in-one in a single round and other utter impossible accomplishments. It's not a good thing when you remind people of old KJI.
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Take note. Even though most North Koreans don't believe that crap, they say they do.

Are you one who complains about U.S. involvement in Iraq?

How do you feel about 55 years of U.S. occupation of South Korea, allowing the likes of Kim Jong Il ruling the North in impunity?

You like paying the taxes necessary to house 35,000 troops over there for 55 years?

Ever ask "where is the U.N.", since it was a U.N. mission from the start?

Or are you comfortable joking about Pat Robetrson and his BS?

If so, why do we need you any more than we need Pat?
 
Huntster said:
Take note. Even though most North Koreans don't believe that crap, they say they do.

Are you one who complains about U.S. involvement in Iraq?

How do you feel about 55 years of U.S. occupation of South Korea, allowing the likes of Kim Jong Il ruling the North in impunity?

You like paying the taxes necessary to house 35,000 troops over there for 55 years?

Ever ask "where is the U.N.", since it was a U.N. mission from the start?

Or are you comfortable joking about Pat Robetrson and his BS?

If so, why do we need you any more than we need Pat?
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This section of the forum is called "General Skepticism and the Paranormal." There's another thread about this in the politics section, and you could very easily start your own thread over there about all of this. Why did you drop it here? And what does any of it have to do with the subject at hand?
 
Hey, what's the big deal? I can leg press a ton....if it is on greased skids and the press is horizontal. I'll bet THAT is what the basis of this claim is.

PS: The bet is limited to a Happy Meal1
 
SezMe said:
Hey, what's the big deal? I can leg press a ton....if it is on greased skids and the press is horizontal. I'll bet THAT is what the basis of this claim is.

PS: The bet is limited to a Happy Meal1
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Winner gets to keep the toy, loser has to eat the food.

All you'd have to do test your bet is to put your car in neutral on a level street and push it with your feet.
 
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