More Bioresonance Baloney

[Kiosk]

An extensive search turned up a blank on this, so it may be new to some of you. Bioresonance has always been fertile ground for chuckles, but I don't think I've ever seen anything in the field quite so unhinged as this (still can't post links so you'll have to copy / paste, unless someone can fix it for me):

www (dot) bio-resonance.com/ctrclr.htm

COMPUTER CLEAR®

A programme that modulates harmful electromagnetic radiation discharged from your screen and into your body. Computer Clear ® cleverly uses that strong electromagnetic field to superimpose the Computer Clear ® programme and release over 34,000 different homoeopathic type remedies into you to harmonise imbalances. Every imbalance in the body has a complementary energetic pattern that will bring it back to optimum health, the body knows best and responds through resonance and accepts the patterns it needs.

Please note, it doesn't just use that strong electromagnetic field (we all still use CRT monitors, right?) to release over 34,000 different homeopathic type remedies into us to harmonise imbalances - it does it cleverly.

Please, tell me this is some kind of spoof. I mean, it doesn't even make sense if you're a woo, surely? Homeopathy via electromagnetic fields?

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

"Homeopathy via electromagnetic fields?"

Sure works exactly as well as the infinite delusions of regular homeopathy.

 

[Fnord]

Two things to remember:

1) Any sufficiently humorous parody of woo is indistinguishable from woo.

2) Woo is a recursive parody of itself.

 

[Pyrts]

You should send that up to Randi for the newsletter.