exarch
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I just heard this on the news (the pop-star gossip news of course).
Apparently "Gerry Halliwell is planning to get pregnant, and she's using accupuncture to 'prepare her body' for pregnancy", said the commentator, "but first she has to find herself a guy as well".
Well, realise that this statement is a veritable goldmine of humor, so lets give it a try:
anyone else wanna have a go?
(At acuPUNcture jokes that is, not Gerry
)
Apparently "Gerry Halliwell is planning to get pregnant, and she's using accupuncture to 'prepare her body' for pregnancy", said the commentator, "but first she has to find herself a guy as well".
Well, realise that this statement is a veritable goldmine of humor, so lets give it a try:
- Gery, that's the wrong kind of prick if you're looking to get pregnant.
- She'll need a guy to poke her, but not with needles.
anyone else wanna have a go?
(At acuPUNcture jokes that is, not Gerry
)