There is no Monkey Hell. Monkey theology is very clear: if you follow the Way of the Monkey, you will go to Monkey Heaven. If you don't, but wish you had, you can get into Monkey Purgatory. The only difference from Monkey Heaven is that there's slightly more pooping and slightly less free lovin'.
Of course, if you don't follow the Way of the Monkey, and persist in such madness after death, you will have to select one of the other religions' heavens or hells. By monkey standards, the Christian Heaven is considered Regular Stupid Heaven, and residents are frequent victims of practical monkey jokes involving poop. Or you could choose Regular Stupid Hell, Chicken Hell, Pee-Pee Hell, The Purgatory of Muffins, The Hell of Chocolate Rabbits*, or even the dreaded Disney Hell. There are others, of course, but all are ripe for practical pooping by the residents of Monkey Heaven.
The celestial poop does not smell of flowers, by the way. The monkeys are hard-core rationalists, and do not subvert the laws of nature or physics in the afterlife. The poop is every bit as monkey fragrant as it is on earth....which is good, or it wouldn't be so funny when you lob an accurate handful right into the singing face of a Christian angel.
*"Chocolate" is a euphemism. Just rest assured that you really, really don't want to go there.
