Monday's Bible Babelization: Matthew 4

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And now, the original:

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Then was Jesus led up of the spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.
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And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.
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And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.
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But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
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Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,
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And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
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Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
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Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
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And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
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Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
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Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.
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Now when Jesus had heard that John was cast into prison, he departed into Galilee;
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And leaving Nazareth, he came and dwelt in Capernaum, which is upon the sea coast, in the borders of Zabulon and Nephthalim:
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That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying,
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The land of Zabulon, and the land of Nephthalim, by the way of the sea, beyond Jordan, Galilee of the Gentiles;
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The people which sat in darkness saw great light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is sprung up.
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From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
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And Jesus, walking by the sea of Galilee, saw two brethren, Simon called Peter, and Andrew his brother, casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers.
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And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
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And they straightway left their nets, and followed him.
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And going on from thence, he saw other two brethren, James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother, in a ship with Zebedee their father, mending their nets; and he called them.
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And they immediately left the ship and their father, and followed him.
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And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people.
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And his fame went throughout all Syria: and they brought unto him all sick people that were taken with divers diseases and torments, and those which were possessed with devils, and those which were lunatick, and those that had the palsy; and he healed them.
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And there followed him great multitudes of people from Galilee, and from Decapolis, and from Jerusalem, and from Judaea, and from beyond Jordan.

And Babelized:

4:1 Then there is? * The brains causes this wilderness Christ because of the demon ???. He as for are

4:2, he are hungred in 40 days when and later 40 nights fast. When tempter comes he,

4:3 and, it are crowded, you can achieve the flat-bottomed pan stone the way? And other people, if the thou God's son, he order the sum? Said. But

4:4 he said, that replies which are written, this person is independently with the God mouth, proceedeth and the flat-bottomed pan, has not lived with all words. If God's thou son

4:5 and in demon taketh holy city he, with in setteth he temple,

4:6 and his saith, thyself small spire: The casting one person as a result of that matter, his that angel fullness about thee which gives writes: And it withstands these thee by the hand thou dash thy foot, with any time about this stone. That arranges

4:7 is shalt * Christ and Thou is says it are for second time write because main thy God ???.

4:8 in for second, demon taketh excess is the high these worlds his mountain, he and glory all kingdoms lights with sheweth;

4:9 and does thou wither in where, falls worships me, in him as for is saith? Which decide gives all these matters my thee.

4:10 and saith is * Christ, therefore Satan obtains thee, in him: Worships the main thy God for that, and his this is serves the writing and shalt thou Thou shalt is.

4:11? Does, leaveth he the demon, with, this behold namely this angel it comes he, takes care. As for John works as is * the Christ hearing is,

4:12 now, he begin this fact it are thrown to the jail to Galilee;

4:13 and leaves behind Nazareth, he move towards Capernaum, the housing, in the Zabulon border sea seashore and Nephthalim, it is:

4:14 surpasses the land, with Jordan and Gentiles Galilee the predicator proverb and namely

4:15 Zabulon, causes? Which achieve with is not sea Nephthalim land matter Esaias, speaks in this place,; Saturday

4:16 person is dark you looks big light/write; And does dies? Leaps these to the region and this shadow some one Saturday? Repent you are explain religious doctrine

4:17 from these time *? The name list, say which starts: Has it is in one laborious assistant? Heaven kingdom. Is who * the Christ sea is you walks

4:18 and Galilee, saws 2 church members, as a result of rhinoceros? Throws the net calls Peter and Brother Andrew that to the sea the sisters: There they are the fisherman are it are.

4:19 his saith, afterwards but comes I in these, the fisherman does in your this person I.

4:20 they directly leave the net, afterwards but comes he.

4:21 from therefore with the continuation, he met church member other 2, James Zebedee and John's son Zebedee, father boat brothers the sisters repaired the net; And he call these.

4:22 these immediately remain for the boat and this father, continues.

4:23 and is * Christianity and synagogues, entire explains religious doctrine the thin and pale kingdom, with method gospel and continuation attached Galilee? Which methodology all thinly and pale treats between the people does.

4:24 and that reputation comes in in all titanium asylum? And these illness air and this diver's torments and is adopted people everybody thinly and pale in him, and the people are the demons which has, and these this is lunatick, and brings these this properties the paralysis completes; And he corrected these.

4:25 you afterwards but come his there, greatly is comes, because it surpass don many person of Galilee and Decapolis, with Jerusalem, with? Lu, Judaea, with.