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After taking the oath of office McCain, with his trusty sidekick Palin, will solve all the world's problems in his first year in office.
The next three years will be spent priming Palin for her eventually succession to the Presidency. Expect the economy to grow by 1000%, every year.
The price of a gallon of gas will drop to $0.79 a gallon.
Taxes will be eliminated for everyone.
Free cable and internet for all!
Hunger eliminated around the world.
No more war (unless absolutely necessary).
The work week will be federally mandated to be 12 hours a week.
Free health care for all, including illegal aliens (who will now be known as Our Nations New Fathers)
Palin will replace all other presidents on all money. In fact instead of dollars we will came them Palins.
Most of this will happen in the first 100 days.
It will only get better from there!
The next three years will be spent priming Palin for her eventually succession to the Presidency. Expect the economy to grow by 1000%, every year.
The price of a gallon of gas will drop to $0.79 a gallon.
Taxes will be eliminated for everyone.
Free cable and internet for all!
Hunger eliminated around the world.
No more war (unless absolutely necessary).
The work week will be federally mandated to be 12 hours a week.
Free health care for all, including illegal aliens (who will now be known as Our Nations New Fathers)
Palin will replace all other presidents on all money. In fact instead of dollars we will came them Palins.
Most of this will happen in the first 100 days.
It will only get better from there!
