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May Stundie Finals

Vote for the best Stundie of May

  • 1) WTC the silencer!

    Votes: 10 14.5%
  • 2) Ground Zero always means nukes!

    Votes: 16 23.2%
  • 3) Coincidence makes it true

    Votes: 3 4.3%
  • 4) Food rays, proven by MRE's

    Votes: 15 21.7%
  • 5) Religion is in the genome

    Votes: 10 14.5%
  • 6) Earth Day, brought to you by Lenin

    Votes: 8 11.6%
  • 7) He who sees a plane means there is no plane

    Votes: 16 23.2%
  • 8) No iron in the iron oxide

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • 9) There was no attack

    Votes: 18 26.1%
  • 10) Economics in the Era of Eridanus

    Votes: 10 14.5%
  • 11) Architects worry about how to dismantle their creations

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • 12) Gravity, no longer just from centrifuges

    Votes: 18 26.1%
  • 13) Black Holes are thy God

    Votes: 13 18.8%
  • 14) Nuke misconceptions mean no nukes!

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • 15) I am more humble than you

    Votes: 12 17.4%
  • 16) soundwaves hate solids

    Votes: 8 11.6%
  • 17) Missing children on the Moon

    Votes: 26 37.7%
  • 18) Trieste, the hoax

    Votes: 4 5.8%
  • 19) Disposable Space Shuttles

    Votes: 10 14.5%
  • 20) I am not an animal, I have DNA!

    Votes: 14 20.3%

  • Total voters
    69
  • Poll closed .

Travis

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So, our winner from April had some interesting ideas about cancer.

As I said professor, you believe disease to be genetic, you also believe the body attacks itself and creates harmful cells. This is how you distract the masses from the truth.

There are no genetic diseases only pathogens passed from one generation to the next because all pathogens are contagious.

That's right the body does not attack itself. Only a doctor would believe that something as amazing as the body is that counter productive.

Medicine is the cause of all disease, especially western medicine. You will notice that outside of western medicine there is no such thing as cancer.

That's right, cancer is non existent in wildlife and it is non existent in livestock. This is because the good doctors do not effect wildlife and the medicine sees to it that livestock does not have cancer.

Wow. :eye-poppi

That definitely deserves our virtual trophy.

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So, onto the Teh 28th Annual Stundie Awards of May, 2010!

1) Even if this were true it would still fail to account for the huge holes in the building.
Do you know how the WTC was constructed? Do you have a clue how a muffler is constructed? Do you have a clue how a silencer is constructed? I will give you a clue they all are a tube inside a tube allowing the sound waves to bounce off of the outer tube.
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2) I guess that cafe in the Pentagon didn't really exist.
If you were a real innocent reasonable person who is familiar with elementary logic you would not miss to notice 3 important things (which have nothing to do with me personally, except that I only pointed them out to others):
a)ground zero in pre-9/11 usage was the place of a nuclear/thermo-nuclear explosion and that was the ONLY meaning of this term;
b)Place o the WTC collapse was called ground zero (first in small letters only, then elevated to capital letters after a couple of weeks).
c)US authorities undertook a verily heroic desperate attempt to re-define ground zero term in ALL without any exception post-9/11 dictionaries which is nothing but a smoking gun US Government was caught with.

If combination of the abovementioned 3 points is still not enough proof for you that the WTC demolition had something to do with nuclear explosions, then I am very sorry, we have nothing else to talk (about).
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3) Yes, the only option other than "coincidence" is "nefarious evil."
@MonkeyDeLax Sorry but this ____ happens all the time so the coinicidence theory is bunk. However the issue is that these things are put into films to create the "who done it" arguments that go nowhere. We should all just tune out their occult mind control and get back to nature. This is definitly another example of how they are messing with us.
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4) Clearly the reason the military keeps messing up with the MRE's is they're blowing all their research money on food rays.
I can't believe you are being so close-minded about this! Sure, a lot of breatharians have proven to be hoaxers, but perhaps this man is getting nutrition from a secret government ray that is being tested by the military.

It's well established that breatharians are more likely to occur near top secret UK army bases (if you filter out the hoax breatharians). Furthermore, in recent years, armies have openly demonstrated food-based technology like the US MRE program, which only makes my "food ray" hypothesis more likely. A highly respected government lab in France has done some tests on this man's hair, and found nodes! Nodes! Do you realise the implications?
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5) The opposition to biological research suddenly makes sense!
Religion is not something you can grow out of idiot.
It is part of the human genome.
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6) The NWO actually does everything accidentally. It's how they roll.
Vladimir Lenin was born on April 22, 1870
The first Earth Day was held on April 22, 1970 (exactly 100 years later)
Coincidence??? Or not?

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I thought the answer was obvious. I was hinting at the possibility that Earth Day was created by NWO cohorts who intentionally put it on that day.
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7) And the man who claims to have seen the bank robber is clearly a No Robber Witness.
Stanley Praimnath is a NO PLANE witness based on his account of standing in front of a Boeing 767 and being saved from a crash by his desk as he watched the wing pass by him, or howsoever he worded his obviously made up story.
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8) Next thing you know they'll be telling us there's hydrogen in water!
Fly ash contains iron oxide, not iron.
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9) Whew! What a relief. I'm off to book a reservation in the Windows On The World that is, apparently, still there!
First of all, many of us here aren't convinced nuclear bombs exist, and we certainly aren't sure any were exploded over Hiroshima or Nagasaki.

Leaving that aside, and assuming for the moment that nuclear bombs actually exist, why do you believe they would need to actually explode a real bomb to accomplish their goals? All they have to do is tell the world a nuclear bomb exploded in Las Vegas, and the world goes into immediate panic mode.

Remember, on 9/11 they accomplished all of their goals - wars overseas, police state at home, hatred of Muslims by the people - without either flying planes into buildings, or actually killing anyone at all. All they had to do was spoon-feed that ridiculous story to everyone, and people lapped it up, because they are more comfortable believing what they are told, and hating Muslims, than they are thinking for themselves.
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10) This is either a really bad analysis or a shining example of a new fantasy romance+economics+mythology fiction genre.
The subprime crisis was triggered by Venus and Tekton in Hydra. Now it is regulated by Low Moons in Sextans and Corvus along with outer guardians and dwarf planets in their appropriate nether ascendants.

The New Age or Era of Eridanus brings about bear markets where bull markets were due to the secondary angular direction of the global ascendant from a five minute Taurus to long and deep Eridanus.
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11) I wouldn't be surprised if it was as simple as this person having no idea what they are talking about. As in: clueless!
Some people are just clueless. Ask any architect when creating building vast as these want precautions do you have to take in making a building? Now would you think hey, if I were to ever need to take this building down one day in the future how would i do that? All building like these defiantly already have plans to take down when they were first built the reason so you wouldn't have to be messing with it in the future. I wouldn't be surprised if it was as simple as pressing a big red button.
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12) Well, I'll give the Andromedan's credit for at least realizing Earth isn't a huge centrifuge...which someone actually from Earth should never even have thought was true in the first place.
Alex Collier also believes light from the sun causes gravity.

Funny, when I shut off the lights at night I don't suddenly float out of bed.
this is disinfo. the light from the sun, and the light from your lamp are 2 totally different things...and I believe your smart enough to know that. do you get a sunburn when your sitting near a lamp?? no.
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UFO contactee Alex Collier gets his information from Andromedan human ETs. His information isn't fantasy.

Collier talks about gravity:
"Now, according to the Andromedans, the nature of gravity is different than we are told. We are told that because a planet spins on its axis, the centrifugal force "creates gravity". Well, according to the Andromedans, that is not at all accurate, and that gravity is produced by highly penetrating radiation in the electromagnetic spectrum at a frequency of about 1 trillion cycles per second."
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13) Hawking Radiation Pwn's God! You heard it here first!
All Of Science Is A Lie.
Let us take the statement "God is responsible for the movement of galaxies and stars" - This argument is simpler than saying black holes are responsible, thus Occam's razor says God is the correct answer. Swapping the word black holes with the word God in the previous statement is perfectly valid. There is no scientific difference between black holes and God as an explanation.
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But let me give you a little background on it because I'm familiar with the science behind it. Black holes can not be created or destroyed.
most science is based on math, math proves so much...is math a lie to you?
Math lies just like statistics lie.
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14) When comparing propaganda to actual results......propaganda wins.......apparently.
If we go back to the pre-Hiroshima nuke propaganda, we find talk of areas being urned into a glass parking lot where no life would be able to grow for the next 500 years. This obviously did not happen! Here are a few photos comparing the aftermath of a firebombing of Tokyo and the aftermath of the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima. Are they very different other than that of the larger Tokyo having more surviving buildings? Is it possible that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were chosen as targets for this deception instead of a more strategic target like Tokyo because they were mainly filled with cheap light paper-thin wooden structures, thereby making the devastation of the firestorm appear more complete?
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15) Humility, you are doing it wrong!
I am a very humble man and I have no ego at all in a sense you imply it. But it does not mean that any uneducated bastard devoid of any sense of politeness is entitled to conduct a discussion with me on his terms, hurling personal insults, etc. Sorry, I am a little bit higher than that. Can't you just imagine that there are people of a different social class and if someone who is higher condescend to a personal conversation with someone who is lower it should be appreciated, at least?
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16) People listening for trains through the train tracks are wasting their time.
actually dust does muffle sounds, soundwaves do not go threw solid objects as easy as air.
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17) My instincts say they found a wardrobe with a portal in it and they did it for the unobtanium.
Looking at the Children situation - my instincts tell me that with all the children going missing and most of this is not reported in the media that at least some of the missing are being sent to the moon.

I'm sure this will be for food supplies as well as other things. It certainly won't be for a nice holiday!
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18) "Cannot" and "don't want to" are two very different things.
The Trieste supposedly sent men to the bottom of Challenger Deep - a depth of 10,900 m (~35,800 ft.) - in 1960. This claim was deemed 100% credible, at the time (1960), and since then, the official records still cite the event (as claimed) as a fact.

But there is a huge problem with this story - as of today, some 48 years later, we cannot duplicate this feat.
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19) So, within a post that alleges that 130+ space shuttles were built just to fake everyone out the one thing this person worries might unravel it all is someone questioning whether it can be done unmanned? :confused::boggled:
Based on my research it appears the shuttle is real. Real as in the thing you see bolted to the launch rocket is real. Thing is it is always empty when they launch it. No humans on board and possibly just enough hardware onboard to boost it into deep space junk. I don't believe one ever re-entered the atmosphere. I think they are using several shuttles to fake re-entry by dropping them from the back of a big jet airliner like those you see piggy back on a 747 when they fly them around to space exhibitions.

In case you might wonder how it is possible to launch a shuttle with no man onboard just ask the Russians how they did theirs like that on the maiden voyage of their Buran shuttle before they closed down that project in the face of those people they milked 300 billion rubles for building and developing it.
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20) You animal! The idiom "you are what you eat" was never intended to mean this!
I don't eat animals all the time, and why not? cause we are not animals, there should never be ANY other RNA or DNA of anyone or anything, but our own, injected straight into our arm or blood or liver or anywhere..

There's never a time when animal cells would be safe to inject into someone, and not cause any RNA or DNA damage to the host.


Okay, that's it folks. May was fun but for all that was fun in May....or......I lost my train of thought. Just vote people. :D
 
4, 12, 15, 17, 18.

Hard choice though.

Travis, you didn't name the worthy winner for April, or link to the winning post in context. I'd really appreciate this being included in the results.

Rolfe.
 
Wow.

So much stupid. It's gonna be a close race this month.
 
Looking at the Children situation - my instincts tell me that with all the children going missing and most of this is not reported in the media that at least some of the missing are being sent to the moon.

I'm sure this will be for food supplies as well as other things. It certainly won't be for a nice holiday!

Children are being sent to the moon to be used as food? Awesome! Soylent Green is people!!!!111!1!1!
 
nr. five made my Atheist genome laugh.

reminded me on my Trutherism on youtube when a "debunker" claimed they found muslim DNA in the cockpit :D
 
Whew! What a relief. I'm off to book a reservation in the Windows On The World that is, apparently, still there!

What you fail to understand is that the conspiracy goes even deeper than that. The WTC could not have been destroyed on 9/11 because it was never there to begin with! It was all just a big holograph and all photos of debris were faked.

(Wonder what I was walking on when I thought I visited Windows on the World back in the 80s? :p)
 
Hm.. must say I'm not that impressed by this month's selections. Noting stood out and made me think, "You've gotta be !&^%(#% kidding me." It was just run of the mill stupidity. :(
 
I voted missing children on the moon. There was an almost poetic quality to the statement. It was a kind of elegant crazy that just has to be admired (and then feared).
 
Hm.. must say I'm not that impressed by this month's selections. Noting stood out and made me think, "You've gotta be !&^%(#% kidding me." It was just run of the mill stupidity. :(


This month's finalists are just "run of the mill stupidity"? What do these idiots have to do to impress patchbunny?

Close race this month, with eight finalists having 10 votes or more. I'm bumping the thread back to page 1.

Don't forget to vote for #17, everyone!!!
 

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