Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer

I believe you're all of 17.

Only one year past your sexual peak.

You've proberly got plenty of time to play Bago sock games.
 
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Just what I need another excuse.

Knock…knock…knock

“What are you doing in the bathroom for so long?”

“Umm… err… nothing, just trying to prevent prostate cancer.”
 
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Wait a minute. If masturbation prevents prostate cancer, what the hell kind of cancer am I preventing?
 
I think the more accurate description, would be that ejaculation prevents Prostate Cancer.

That is, unless you have proof that masturbation alone, without eventual ejaculating, can decrease the risk.

TAM;);)
 
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The good news: my doctor tells me I have the healthiest prostate he's ever seen.
The bad news: my hand is permanently disfigured, locked into a hideous claw shape.
 
WildCat said:
This is why teenage boys don't get prostate cancer.
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And, hopefully, some old men.

T.A.M. said:
I think the more accurate description, would be that ejaculation prevents Prostate Cancer.

That is, unless you have proof that masturbation alone, without eventual ejaculating, can decrease the risk.

TAM;);)
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A fine point, and I doubt that auto-stimulus action is the effective aspect of this equation and that extro-stimulus action serves just as well, as long as the end result is the same.
 
roger said:
The good news: my doctor tells me I have the healthiest prostate he's ever seen.
The bad news: my hand is permanently disfigured, locked into a hideous claw shape.
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But it isn't hairy.. another myth well suited for self-...... testing, as it were.
 
Stop the presses
Does this mean internet porn has medical benefits?
Ok Ok, I admit it there is a God
 
Maybe it helps with prostate cancer, but won't someone please think of the kittens?

God-kills-kitten.jpg
 
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